My favourite, "You're a prick". Also, "If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid". And when someone is talking bs and you don't want to listen just shout 'BORING' until they shut up. Its especially good if you're with a group of people and one person talks too much.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say i’ll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
Skierfag is one I use frequently ironically of course
Previously known as CFrey
"tight pants = satanist"-Jcon
"Jiberish is more likely to become a game than jib life is..."-gus555
dress up as a nerd/mormon/dweeb etc. have buisness cards made up with just a big black v on them. go around to girls asking if they will take your Card. Get a drunk girl to play along. Have drunk, sloppy, bad sex. Success."-californiagrown