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To all you lady hopeless men out there

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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
your welcome

Jan 3 2013 11:38PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
You're*
Jan 3 2013 11:44PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Up until the end I was just thinking what. The. Fuck. But then I saw the last part and got a bit of a chuckle
Jan 3 2013 11:44PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
i feel bad for the dude
Jan 3 2013 11:47PM
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a_lurker
Posts: 255 - Karma: 121
i clicked on this thread thinking id learn how to pick up chicks. instead, i learned how to fuck scrambled eggs.thanks
Jan 4 2013 1:41AM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
thats all i need
Jan 4 2013 10:42AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Anyone watch any of the related videos? Also some shameless man do this and report back. But dont cut your pecker.
Jan 4 2013 10:47AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
The real question, is why was OP looking for how to make a pocket pussy?
Jan 4 2013 10:53AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
Over/under on how many horned up prepubescent kids on this website try this? I'm setting it at 30.5
Jan 4 2013 10:54AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
NSFW!
Jan 4 2013 10:54AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
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Jan 4 2013 11:18AM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
im scramblin my eggs as we speak
Jan 4 2013 11:31AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
my dick smells like fucking velveeta right now
Jan 4 2013 10:17PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
i have no shame
Jan 4 2013 10:19PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
now I'm hungry, such a waste of food
Jan 4 2013 10:22PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
op aren't you a 17 year old obese virgin and you use religion to make yourself feel better?
Jan 4 2013 10:23PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Why can't you still eat it?






























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Jan 4 2013 10:58PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
it tasted fine to me
Jan 4 2013 10:59PM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
looks more like he made breakfast to go, FUCKIN SMART
Jan 4 2013 11:10PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Because I have no idea where he lives and the eggs and cheese are probably way past their expiration date
Jan 5 2013 12:13AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
who was the member that asked if anyone had ever taken a bag, filled it with jelly, stuck it between their mattress and boxspring and fucked it.
Jan 5 2013 12:16AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
i hope nobody looks at my youtube history for awhile
Jan 5 2013 12:18AM
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Bozite
Posts: 981 - Karma: 561
Said pecker to much
Jan 5 2013 1:01AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Hahahaha what you did there...I see it.
Jan 5 2013 1:30AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
99.9 percent chance it was me
Jan 5 2013 9:02AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
dude this is gross.

and whats with the fruitloops?
Jan 5 2013 9:51AM
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lbuitendam
Posts: 608 - Karma: 130
hahaha and you can eat it when you're done
Jan 5 2013 10:04AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
people creep me out
Jan 5 2013 10:25AM
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