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My piss smells like bacon

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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
So I took a piss this morning and it smelled REALLY strongly like bacon so of course I didn't flush my toilet because bacon is awesome and went to work. So I just got off work and my entire apartment smells like awesome bacon. The only problem is now I cant flush my toilet or use it unless I want the bacon smell to leave.

Thoughts?
Jan 2 2013 2:27PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
drink the bacon water
Jan 2 2013 2:28PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
*bacon piss
Jan 2 2013 2:29PM
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S.Ki
Posts: 2170 - Karma: 3,209
Are you high?
Jan 2 2013 2:31PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
• get all your stuff, including your house
• put it in a bag
• go and climb in the toilet, with your stuff
• close the lid, forever
• ?????
• profit
Jan 2 2013 2:31PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
my piss smells like tuna after i drink coffee
Jan 2 2013 2:40PM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
Flush it bro...
Jan 2 2013 4:08PM
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Puns
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-Take two cups of the bacon piss
-Leave on a sunny window ledge
-When all the water evaporates you will be left with a fine bacon piss powder
-Combine with charcoal, glue, and wood shavings and smear a thin coat around a wood skewer to make 4 dozen sticks of bacon piss incense
-Use for weddings, socials, family dinners, and love making


Jan 2 2013 4:16PM
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mowglii
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/thread
Jan 2 2013 4:29PM
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
trap the scent in a few vacuums or something like an air tight bottle, then flush.
Jan 2 2013 4:51PM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
But I don't want to lose the smell...
Jan 2 2013 4:52PM
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HowardRoark
Posts: 64 - Karma: 27
My piss smelled like caramel once, but I didn't tell anyone. I found it embarrassing.
Jan 2 2013 4:57PM
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Sno.
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lol
Jan 2 2013 4:57PM
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liukangkid
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Sprinkle it all over your bed sheets and woo the ladies with bacon.
Jan 2 2013 5:03PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Aids number one symptom you are fucked
Jan 2 2013 8:11PM
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Lansfield
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stahp
Jan 2 2013 8:17PM
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debmitt24
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Drink it...

Jan 2 2013 8:29PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Eventually its gonna stop smelling like bacon...
Jan 2 2013 8:32PM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
Just gonna assuem your ripped out of your mind
Jan 2 2013 8:34PM
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