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I will pwn all of you at bumper cars

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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
I wreck shit in bumper cars. I drive the wrong way around to induce head on collisions and put my whole weight into the crash. I almost knocked someone out of their cart onetime. You mortals will eat shit and die
Jan 1 2013 9:44PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
give me a car and it's game on
Jan 1 2013 9:45PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
You mean game over
Jan 1 2013 9:46PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
you mean game under
Jan 1 2013 9:48PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Your blood will be smeared all over your bumper car dashboard
Jan 1 2013 9:50PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
Ns should have a bumper car war
Jan 1 2013 9:52PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
your threads are bad and you should feel bad
Jan 1 2013 9:52PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
And you will be holding your intestines in your hands from the blunt force trauma when I t bone your decrepid ass
Jan 1 2013 9:54PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
op get your finger out of your asshole
Jan 1 2013 9:55PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
the thing is he's not always that bad. its just when he actually TRIES to be bad that it gets annoying. and since its so obvious when he's doing it, its not even achieving the goal he's after.
pretty weak.
Jan 1 2013 9:56PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Ha! Someone intelligently concedes defeat to my killer bumper car dynasty
Jan 1 2013 9:56PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
his threads are good and he should feel good
Jan 1 2013 9:57PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
I dont know why, but this thread made me lose it.
Jan 1 2013 9:57PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
My finger will be in your asshole as I tear you a new one in bumper cars
Jan 1 2013 9:58PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
fucking lost it
Jan 1 2013 9:59PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Pray that you never face me in bumper cars or you stand to lose much more
Jan 1 2013 10:01PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
i too wreck grown man shit in bumper cars, i wonder what would happen if op and i created a head on collision with each other, perhaps some sort of wormhole would be created
Jan 1 2013 10:07PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Weak is how you will be feeling after I shatter your pelvis and you are peeling your disgusting ass off the steering wheel
Jan 1 2013 10:08PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
If bumper cars was halo I would be a level 51
Jan 1 2013 10:09PM
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