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Territorial Ontarians

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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
We all know that skiers from Ontario are very territorial, especially when it comes to ski hills. I am not sure who's territory Calabogie Peaks Resort is, but I'm sorry for treading.

I came in with my steeze, and I learned my lesson. My poles were stolen by you. I understand that this is the consequences you face when you come into a different area. Keep the poles as a victory memoir and I promise I will never ever disrespect you ever again.

That is all,
Floss

P.S. Titties
Dec 30 2012 3:28PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
shitty man, i know what you mean, i always try to make the effort to talk to any skier that looks ns'ish. Get shrugged off half the time. Fuck ontario.
Dec 30 2012 3:40PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
Canada is a hell of a drug.
also, I left my favorite poles in the lot at SR the other day. completely unrelated, but I feel your loss.
Dec 30 2012 3:41PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
It's pretty true lol, Everyone is against everyone else and is scared to have a conversation
Dec 30 2012 3:47PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Better stay out of Loch Lomond, Phil Blaze will mess you up!
Dec 30 2012 4:01PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
man I still get scared at my home mountain about gear getting swiped. Also im an Ontarian, stop giving us a bad rap man. I have an NS sticker plastered on the front of my helmet so if anyone calls me out i will respond, only happened like once or twice though.
Dec 30 2012 4:05PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
my gogs got stolen at sun peaks, laps later shredding without them I saw some weekend warriors giggling from the lift at me... felt bad man

that sucks go steal poles from somewhere else and the cycle continues
Dec 30 2012 4:06PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
also rumour has it henrik harlaut took his first run in ontario and has skied without poles ever since
Dec 30 2012 4:07PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
Go to the rental shop, take poles, return at end of season.
Dec 30 2012 4:14PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
Lol that sounds really weird that there's territory issues. I don't know about other places but in Montana everyone is your friend.
Dec 30 2012 4:36PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Ifs not necessarily territorial, it's just that Canadians are inherently douchy
Dec 30 2012 5:44PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
yeah... about that.
Dec 30 2012 6:00PM
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Kervyn
Posts: 170 - Karma: 440
i dont know if id agree. i feel as if americans are generally no more hospitipal than us Canadians. then again im biased towards Canadians
Dec 30 2012 6:07PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
ah. you're from Toronto.

I guess I can just leave it at that.
Dec 30 2012 6:20PM
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Kervyn
Posts: 170 - Karma: 440
no barrie if that makes a difference to you
Dec 30 2012 6:41PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
Bogie is my territory. If you promise never to return, I will give you back your poles.

But seriously, I had a bag of stickers which had a saga, 2 wutangs and an NS sticker stolen out of my bag at calabogie yesterday which kinda sucks because I was supposed to sell em to a bud but oh well.
Dec 30 2012 7:13PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
If you're ever at calabogie and you see a guy in a full bloom suit, call me out! I love skiing with new dudes
Dec 30 2012 7:15PM
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Drail
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I didn't quote you bud.
Dec 30 2012 7:25PM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1406 - Karma: 3,131
never had my shit stolen from any Ontario hills, and I am not really a regular at any of them. I do feel that Ontario is about equal to Quebec. I ski by myself a lot and it seems that no one except the nice old guys or rental people sit with me on the lift, I'm ok with it because they make pretty good conversation but it won't kill you to sit with park kids you don't know. Maybe it's because they speak french, but whenever I say something to someone they give me a weird look and ski away. I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS.
Dec 30 2012 8:07PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
will do, is calabogie any good? Would it be worth stoping for a few hours on my way to Quebec? Always down to check out new places.
Dec 30 2012 8:48PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
It's dosen't have the greatest of parks, no jumps yet but the terrain and vibes are pretty good. Were setting up a quad kink to elbow soon. its basically in the opposite driection of quebec though, so probably not worth it
Dec 30 2012 9:11PM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
About 100% sure I saw you yesterday, gave a nod while walking up to Black Donalds. I'll stay off your turf.
Dec 31 2012 1:35AM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
Yeah that was me then. And you can come back nobody else that skis here is on ns :(
Jan 2 2013 1:23PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
weird.
i find people in ontario to typically be pretty damn nice.
Jan 2 2013 2:03PM
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FUUUCK
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ouch...
Jan 2 2013 2:33PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Let me just say that Ontario is as diverse as it is big (btw it's big). There a lot of very nice people here and a lot of douchebags too, just like any other place in the world.
Jan 2 2013 2:37PM
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MackJones
Posts: 691 - Karma: 1,199
i've had poles stolen from Calabogie too! the circle of pole liiife
Jan 2 2013 3:19PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
It's shit. The park is shit/non-existent, the people are shit, the vibes are shit, the chairlifts are slow. Just avoid it.
Jan 2 2013 3:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
I know this might shock you, but ski poles are one of the most stolen things at mountains. Maybe somebody just dug your hot pink 20 inch poles
Jan 2 2013 4:05PM
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grambo
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 93
It's understandable that people have to create drama to keep themselves entertained while dealing with the reality that is skiing in Ontario. I feel for you guys, spent 2 years in Toronto. Never again.
Jan 2 2013 8:40PM
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Flyingnugget
Posts: 487 - Karma: 221
From my experience the bigger the hill, the friendlier the people are. This is why there are so many asshole skiers in Ontario, because we only have very small hills. Every time I visit real mountains most people are supper friendly, and stoked.
Jan 2 2013 8:57PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,291
I dunno what you mean by territorial when a prick stole your poles. A ski center is not a gangster hangout.
Jan 2 2013 9:34PM
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Sherm.
Posts: 160 - Karma: 332
You would be surprised
Jan 2 2013 10:22PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
Except they are building a 30 foot stepup right now and setting up a quad kink. And vibes are sweet
Jan 3 2013 10:10AM
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speedin
Posts: 731 - Karma: 131
A while back my buddy collided with a old timer gaper at Tremblant. Instead of getting up and saying sorry for skiing out of control, he gets up and starts screaming at my buddy in french. It was actually a pretty big collision left my buddy with a nice shiner.


Jan 3 2013 10:42AM
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iLiKeShiFTieZ
Posts: 695 - Karma: 350

yeah, everyone at mslm is a dick

jk, but ppl seem to keep to themselves in certain crews and shit

Jan 3 2013 11:48AM
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