Teepee Steeze

ILLinoisance · 2012-12-29 04:15:59

My buddy Jake has perfected the art of teepee steeze. Post up your pictures and/or thoughts on this style of steeze. I personally believe it's a step above gorilla steeze. I mean, just look at the flexibility needed to perform that head drag... [img]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/36531_3705482124614_1005751232_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/25564_1416570092386_255091_n.jpg[/img]

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Ahaha holy shit; threads if I ever get someone doing some teepee steeze. Does it require good athletic ability, or heavy head, or can it go either ways, the later being accidental?

Dec 29 2012 8:43AM

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Teepee steeze is not for everyone.

Make sure you tell your doctor about any medical conditions and ask if you're healthy enough to perform teepee steeze. Do perform teepee steeze if you take marijuana for chest pains, as this will cause an exponential increase in steeze level. Don't listen to INXS while performing teepee steeze.

Side effects may include: headache, backache, muscle ache, getting spanced, broken helmet, getting the shot, blowing shit up, winning comps, and bitches riding your dick.

To avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical help if you experience teepeeism, which is teepee steeze that lasts longer than 10 seconds.

If you have any sudden decrease in steeze, stop performing teepee steeze immediately.

Why ask your doctor about teepee steeze? Because either sooner or later, when the moment is right, you can be ready, with teepee steeze.

Dec 29 2012 9:50AM

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Lost it

Dec 30 2012 6:40AM

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Almost died. K+

Dec 30 2012 8:47AM

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This is glorious

Dec 30 2012 9:55AM

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Such an awesome thread. Ill be sure to get some teepee shots in the future

Dec 30 2012 10:36AM

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real solid work here.

Dec 30 2012 12:10PM

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Yes, this is great. Good for you, man. Good for YOU!

Dec 30 2012 12:13PM

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Do you have to wear a wolf tall tee for it to work?

Dec 30 2012 12:14PM

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Although a wolf tall tee is not completely necessary for teepee steeze to work, the synergistic effects of one will surely produce a more pleasurable experience for the performer.

Dec 30 2012 5:28PM

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+k

Dec 30 2012 5:58PM

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wut?

Dec 31 2012 2:16PM

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considered by many to have the same healing powers as its yoga counterpart: the elusive downwardfacing dog.

Dec 31 2012 6:28PM

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ILLinoisance

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Precisely.

Also, 2 weeks into the new year and no other examples? Is it really hard to pitch this type of tent? Does Jake have powers that are superior to all else?

Jan 15 2013 2:00PM

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