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fizzlefry
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so, i was eating school lunch (rice and chicken with a fortune cookie) so i opened the cookie and look what it said...
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Nov 2 2004 6:31PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
what did it say

-Dan



RED SOX
Nov 2 2004 6:31PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
That is a good fortune

School Food?Yikes No thank you







Want a free iPod click here brah
Nov 2 2004 6:32PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
thats an awesome fortune... i wish i could get a foturne cookie from my caff...
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.
Nov 2 2004 6:34PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
oh sorry about that the pic didnt show up when i read it the first time

-Dan



RED SOX
Nov 2 2004 6:36PM
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shibby
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hmmmmmmmm i never new fortunes had smileys beside them
Nov 2 2004 6:38PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
maybe they are trying to cut back on depression or something? because this one has smileyfaces on it.
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Nov 2 2004 6:58PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
i was havin a lovely dinner at leon chin(sp?) and my amigo got his fortune cookie and opened it up, but there was no fortune in the cookie, not even a blank slip of paper



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
Nov 2 2004 7:11PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
my last fortune had to do with gardening, that sucks for me


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Nov 2 2004 8:29PM
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davidh
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i got three fortunes in one cookie one time. I'm still waiting for my riches, but they'll come eventually. cookies are never wrong.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 2 2004 8:46PM
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foxyness
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
...in bed








damn homie
Nov 2 2004 8:46PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
wtf^?
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Nov 2 2004 9:01PM
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4frntmorrison
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i went to a chinese resturaunt and kept getting the same fortune. it said bad luck and misfortune will infest ur pethetic soul for all of eternity.
i cried

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
Nov 2 2004 9:10PM
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PowderCanuck
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what foxiness was trying to say was this:

every time you read a fortune cookie, say 'in bed' afterwards. it almost ALWAYS works out, and it's pretty fun.


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Screw this I'm going skiing
Nov 2 2004 11:06PM
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