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It's Christmas Eve

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timmi
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and my Grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Dec 24 2012 12:25AM
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WPoch
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and i only wrapped 2 fucking presents
Dec 24 2012 12:26AM
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BrewskiJr
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Hahahaha this thread makes me happy. Happy Christmas Eve everyone :)
Dec 24 2012 12:26AM
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MANDER
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Wow, opening this thread surpassed my expectations by a long shot.
Dec 24 2012 12:27AM
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Steeze_Irwin
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and he shit shit shit his pants
Dec 24 2012 12:30AM
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Skinerd95
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He is always fucking shitting his pants
Dec 24 2012 12:31AM
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Olimar
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if it makes you feel any better i have wrapped cero.
Dec 24 2012 12:32AM
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.Hugo.
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nope still another 27 minutes
Dec 24 2012 12:33AM
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ejm
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I only bought 1 present, i try so hard when i wrap gifts, but they always end up gimped.

^and now i feel like making some hotdogs.
Dec 24 2012 12:35AM
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ILLinoisance
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and i'll never talk to you again....
Dec 24 2012 12:37AM
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timmi
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unless your mom will suck my -
Dec 24 2012 12:38AM
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Spinoza
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unless your dad will suck me off!
Dec 24 2012 12:38AM
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Skinerd95
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unless your dad will suck me off!
Dec 24 2012 12:39AM
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Skinerd95
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FUCK..... beat me to it...... Ejaculate into a sock
Dec 24 2012 12:40AM
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Spinoza
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ILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAAAAAAAIN
Dec 24 2012 12:41AM
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ILLinoisance
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started humming "story of a lonely guy" after reading this thread. crazy how the mind subconsciously remembers shit like that.
Dec 24 2012 12:42AM
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Skinerd95
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/end thread
Dec 24 2012 12:42AM
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mode2n
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This thread is on a good start! Christmas eve is too awesome
Dec 24 2012 12:44AM
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no_steeze
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i could eat seven hot dogs but only if i didn't have to chew them
Dec 24 2012 12:46AM
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_Garagely_
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Agreed, I would say late at night on Christmas eve is better than Christmas morning. All the stoke for presents and shit is at its peak on Christmas eve.
Dec 24 2012 12:55AM
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Spinoza
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and Christmas eve has the best food IMO. my family does seafood
Dec 24 2012 12:57AM
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_Jeffrey_
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Still another two hours......
Dec 24 2012 1:01AM
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E__
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Hour and a half now.


Also my dog wishes you a merry Christmas:


Dec 24 2012 1:31AM
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Stickity
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i think i fit 6 hotdogs into my mouth one time. those hotdogs straight off the grill gave me the worst blister ever. i looked like i had mouth herps
Dec 24 2012 1:34AM
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ILLinoisance
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What a boss.
Dec 24 2012 1:35AM
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ejm
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I second that. awesome dog, made me laugh
Dec 24 2012 1:38AM
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chadS1989
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I get drunk off one Mikes hard and then cry myself to sleep....its fun

Dec 24 2012 1:57AM
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ChungBol
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It's Christmas Eve and I jus fucked the shit outta some hoe....she was sloppy but know how 2 get downnnn
Dec 24 2012 1:59AM
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volvotom
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55 minutes, preparing early by getting drunk, just like I will spend tomorrow night.
Dec 24 2012 2:05AM
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Mtougas
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that was great :)
Dec 24 2012 2:30AM
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