Leaving your girlfriend to ski.

Mr.Sloth · 2012-12-23 18:15:25

This has to be the most awkward text conversation I've ever had- ditching my girlfriend and her extended family for fresh snow and my mountain that just opened. I'm sure some of you have been in this situation before, and how did you handle it? Need help! Ps I did pee in her butt

Queen_Selassie

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find a girlfriend that will ski the freshies with you?

Dec 23 2012 6:18PM

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Mr.Sloth

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Where I live they're at a premium

Dec 23 2012 6:26PM

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Bock

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I feel like where everyone lives they're at a premium. Tis a shame

Dec 23 2012 6:28PM

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johnnyBuz

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Insane

Wood (skies) before hood (pussy).

Dec 23 2012 7:37PM

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DsMoK3

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Ridiculous

the skies are blue

Dec 23 2012 8:18PM

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GANDALF

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if she were cool, she would understand.

sounds like a BITCH dump that hoe

Dec 23 2012 8:23PM

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Pee_and_Ski

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dont tell her, just go.

Dec 23 2012 8:39PM

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Bonzalo

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if you combine "There are no friends on powder days" and "bros before hoes", the simple math gives you the answer.

Dec 23 2012 8:41PM

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SkiBum.

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So you are not getting laid and look like a dick to her family. Good move.

Dec 23 2012 8:43PM

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OGoriginal-gaper

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Loner

Did you have fun?

Dec 23 2012 8:47PM

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Caspaaa

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dude just go ski. you can't ski all year, you can see your girl all year, just think about it that way. besides, skiing won't ever let you down like a girl can.

Dec 23 2012 8:51PM

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Matteds

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Find a new girlfriend

Dec 23 2012 8:54PM

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JennyJibber

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Just be honest and try to make it up to her. She might be upset and angry but she will probably get over it eventually.

Dec 23 2012 8:59PM

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mode2n

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Go ski fresh powder dude, girls are great and all but that's seriously one of the best feelings ever! The snow will never judge you like she will

Dec 23 2012 9:04PM

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WVskiing

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Solution

Dec 23 2012 9:06PM

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NotGhood

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sometimes you have to yolo the fuck out of life and tell that bitch that you are the fucking man and as a man you are deciding to go skiing and by the power invested in you by testosterone you are going to fucking shred the shit out of the mountain and if she doesn't like that then you should apologize and spend the day with her.

Dec 23 2012 9:28PM

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wreck.yoself

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i see what you did there

Dec 23 2012 9:42PM

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Plankton

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dont sweat it, i skipped her birthday today to ski with my friend..just a park day too, but she understands

Dec 23 2012 9:46PM

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JzD.

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Ayy those are some sexy skis, I could beat it on the lift

Dec 23 2012 10:15PM

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malonius_funk

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nah you got it all wrong mang...

Dec 23 2012 10:20PM

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Mr.Sloth

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Dude... I love you man. No homo... Maybe

Dec 23 2012 10:42PM

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gpitcher

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ski date ?!?!?

Dec 23 2012 10:44PM

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Lawd

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buy one of those fake vagina things and then you can ski as much as you want and still have a girlfriend! problem solved

Dec 24 2012 12:20AM

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AGOF

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cant even tell you how many break up conversations ive had that have started with "later, goin skiing"

Dec 24 2012 12:31AM

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montanan

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eh, thats a tough one, my girlfriend is super chill most times, but i stll try and make it up to her because she does not ski ( i live in montana born and raised and she a cali girl and hates snow haha ) . and because she does not ski and does not have the interest in it, and has so many other interests/hobbies/work etc she is really chill actually. but like i said i still make it up to her , because i know that even if she doesnt say it she was bummed we couldent do something together, so i always make a point of making it up to her, and it works out fine for me ha. she def worth it ! good luck budy, hope ur girl worth it.

Dec 24 2012 12:31AM

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johnnyBuz

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The lack of an edit function was my downfall

Dec 24 2012 12:49AM

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ILLinoisance

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solution: have sex with your skis. please see following thread:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/2/

Dec 24 2012 12:52AM

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mowglii

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you must find the perfect equilibrium between her, work/school, and skiing. Also you need to have a cool girlfriend. Also pics of her are needed

Dec 24 2012 1:36AM

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Static

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words to live by

Dec 24 2012 1:41AM

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Banane.

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Did the same but I went to Revy ahah

Dec 24 2012 1:42AM

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juliatheskier

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a) good choice

b) she will be ok

c) good choice

Dec 24 2012 2:14AM

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PacificRimJob

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My lady understands when I leave to go ski fresh pow. She understands I live for that shit.

She on the otherhand, still is super unconfident in powder... she can ski most anything as long as she can put an edge in, but she can't surf her skis in pow for some reason.. so she really dislikes powdays.

IKR..

Dec 24 2012 2:18AM

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Vibe12

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I'd bring my girl up to the mountain n let her do something else while I ski like treat her to a spa or some shit. Guaranteed post ski sex!

Dec 24 2012 4:11AM

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Toaster-Tony

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been there before

she'll get over it ..just don't tell her that.

Dec 24 2012 4:27AM

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Tikayt

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I was lucky finding a girld friend who loves skiing since she was a kid and I shared my passion of freeskiing and now we often go and search some powder, jumps, basically the fun things to do on a mountain.

Dec 24 2012 5:54AM

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CKpolicy

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i used to dream of this, like it was the ultimate goal, until i realized that skiing is my escape.

Dec 24 2012 11:19AM

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gusestomp

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I do this frequently. oops.

Dec 24 2012 11:35AM

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CBROOKS

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I sent this to my non skiing girlfriend so she could understand I'm not the only one. It took a lot of explaining after she read the "PS I did pee in her butt" part.

Dec 24 2012 11:59AM

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CalebT

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hahaha my friend had those skis last year.

Dec 24 2012 12:06PM

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ALaw

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Solution, find a girl that actually has a life and doesn't need to be hanging off of you 24/7. You can have your time up at the mountain, she can have her time doing shit, then you can hang out after and bang her brains out. Win win :)

Dec 24 2012 12:29PM

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