Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off.-soulskier
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
The definition of trolling has lost all meaning, as attention whore 12 year olds everywhere express their shitty opinion in ill formatted manners, and when called on their bullshit claim" lolol i trolled you noob"
Internet iss serious business mayne
You realize that it's pretty common for straight men to fuck each other right? Sounds pretty steezy.~Session
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
"Jiberish isn't really as enjoyable to beat off to once it's been worn." - Creu$
"If I fingerblasted a rhino every time this thread was made, I would probably have multiple scars from being gored for hitting the wrong hole, some rhino STD, and very, very, VERY wrinkly fingers." - Sequoia.$
But remember theres a kid at a bus stop beatboxin' whose life's gonna be affected by whats inside of this walkman- Macklemore