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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
2 weeks ago i pooped my pants
Dec 20 2012 11:28PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 874
^user name is Prime
Dec 20 2012 11:29PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
I shot J.R.
Dec 20 2012 11:29PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
I told my mom I'm studying for finals, but I'm on NS...
Dec 20 2012 11:29PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
I blew in my pants first time making out with a chick
Dec 20 2012 11:30PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I got away with murder.
Dec 20 2012 11:30PM
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slenderman
Posts: 35 - Karma: 2
I fingered my butthole in the shower just to see what it felt like. I liked it.
Dec 20 2012 11:33PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
I once jerked it into my teacher's coffee.
Dec 20 2012 11:33PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
im an alias
Dec 20 2012 11:33PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
My dad is the ski patroller that blew up chads
Dec 20 2012 11:34PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
im your real dad
Dec 20 2012 11:41PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
in progress right now. I'm so fucked
Dec 20 2012 11:43PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
Im seriously considering buying JJs, however I live in Ontario
Dec 20 2012 11:45PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Inb4 ElGato asking if you're the gay version of him.
Again.
Dec 20 2012 11:47PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I cum on random girls pillows
Dec 20 2012 11:50PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
i'm rolling tonight.
Dec 21 2012 12:00AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
I let the dogs out...
Dec 21 2012 12:07AM
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jibcrew1
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 522
im in love with a girl from west virgina and hate the song wagon wheel and am not a fan of doritos or cheetos and last but not least i have a growing hate for the white population...honkeys
Dec 21 2012 12:16AM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
haha well done sir
Dec 21 2012 12:18AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
I worried about this until it actually happened. Turns out it's not that big of a problem
Dec 21 2012 12:21AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
I might have gotten high and decided to post some really bad music under the name dj rusty. Maybe some decent stuff of all sorts but never updated it. It was still funny though, I had fans and everything. 06 ish.
Dec 21 2012 12:33AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I haven't even kissed a girl yet.


lol.
Dec 21 2012 12:33AM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
im the real slim shady and im standing up..
Dec 21 2012 12:35AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
Should have gone to a party. You probably could get a lot more than a kiss from a dumb slut that thinks the world is gonna end. You still have time bro.

Good luck.
Dec 21 2012 12:36AM
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AndyGreen
Posts: 827 - Karma: 61
im in the same bucket
Dec 21 2012 12:38AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
more like your face right before
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Dec 21 2012 12:49AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
I love gay gus.
Dec 21 2012 12:52AM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
I fap waaayyy to much
Dec 21 2012 12:52AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
as do I good sir

whats your record for a day?
Dec 21 2012 1:53AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
24 hours during summer- 16.

after school- 2
Dec 21 2012 1:57AM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
I heard it was all a dream.
Dec 21 2012 1:58AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Were you using Polisporin as lube?
Dec 21 2012 1:59AM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
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Dec 21 2012 2:02AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
I cheated on my Geometry test.
Dec 21 2012 2:18AM
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Williamn
Posts: 40 - Karma: 190
I eat skis for breakfast.
Dec 21 2012 2:23AM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
Sometimes I enjoy the smell of my farts
Dec 21 2012 2:27AM
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Straightthuggin
Posts: 548 - Karma: 26
Almost puked on my girlfriend yesterday.. Was not drunk..
Dec 21 2012 2:33AM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
I drunkenly pissed my iPhone to death this summer. Really.
Dec 21 2012 2:53AM
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Pickles.
Posts: 63 - Karma: 61
I think nutella is just okay.
Dec 21 2012 2:53AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i thought my 6 was a bad but that's just terrifying. there's no way he even left his room that day
Dec 21 2012 2:55AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I just quite possibly made the worst mistake of my life. Farted under an electic blanket, let it sit while I checked nsg and then lifter the end.
Dec 21 2012 3:07AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
GODDAMMIT!! It should have been lifted.
Dec 21 2012 3:08AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
twinkies are overrated.
Dec 21 2012 3:35AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
I was the cause of the war on afghanistan.   Apparently they don't like broccoli...
Dec 21 2012 3:52AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
I let the dogs out :(
Dec 21 2012 4:43AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Damn man, you and Caspaa both? fuckers.
Dec 21 2012 4:56AM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
I stole all of my dad's pockets
Dec 21 2012 6:52AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I have doubts about my sexuality- homosexuality, that is. I had a strong hetero urge last night. I'm all broken up inside :'(
Dec 21 2012 7:45AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Yeah dude what the fuck?


COME ON GUYS
Dec 21 2012 9:02AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Win.
Dec 21 2012 9:05AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
my couch pulls out... i don't...
Dec 21 2012 9:32AM
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