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Eagles will snatch your children!!!

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theabortionator
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Dec 19 2012 3:22AM
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Laurent.
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Would have been better if he actually got away with the kid.
Dec 19 2012 3:32AM
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TOUCHE
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Meanwhile in Australia

Dec 19 2012 3:37AM
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thenightman
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I find this strangely beautiful, and I hate both nature and children.
Dec 19 2012 3:39AM
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Chunter
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I was taken by a bear or mountain lion and then had the chance to grow up with my animal brethren.
Dec 19 2012 3:41AM
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Bateman
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Just got back to NS to post this. I take it you found it on r/wtf


Needless to say, the comments were hilarious.
Dec 19 2012 3:46AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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kids lucky that birds talons didn't disembowel him. Jesus. He will forever fear birds and have no idea until his dad shows him this video.
Dec 19 2012 3:50AM
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fupaface
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haha, kids lucky the eagle didnt drop him from a more substantial height.
Dec 19 2012 4:36AM
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snwbrdmilf
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No joke! Thank god for the jacket. Wow that's insane. Hahaha wow. Poor kid, he looked alright tho, probably didn't even know what happened.
Dec 19 2012 8:51AM
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lineskier10
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never thought i would actually see a legitimate reason to have a child on a leash but this is definitely one
Dec 19 2012 9:02AM
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grown-ninja
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Gotta give respect to reddit on a post like this
Dec 19 2012 9:40AM
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Puzzled
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Morning made, thank you.
Dec 19 2012 10:05AM
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ironic
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Hide your kids, hide your wife.
Dec 19 2012 10:21AM
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grams.
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Poor kid...just hanging out at the park...
Dec 19 2012 10:39AM
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Ski_the_east01
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hahaha this comment cracked me up for some reason


Lots of people are saying this is fake? Looks pretty real to me..
Dec 19 2012 10:46AM
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Spinoza
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America! Fuck yeah that was cool
Dec 19 2012 10:54AM
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Jane6
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AHAAHAHHAHAHAH

this is glorious.
Dec 19 2012 10:55AM
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Round-Four
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music made it perfect
Dec 19 2012 10:57AM
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Bateman
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But this happened in Montreal?
Dec 19 2012 10:57AM
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theBearJew
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they snatching everyone up out here.
Dec 19 2012 10:58AM
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steezbox
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Yeah, a lot of people are saying that this is fake, but this seems to be real. It is not like this couldn't happen. I guess it is a bit weird to have happened in a big city like Montreal, but plausible nonetheless.
Dec 19 2012 11:06AM
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Ski_the_east01
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Canada! Fuck eh that was cool
Dec 19 2012 11:06AM
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Spinoza
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Our equivalent is the geese not getting out of my way when I walk towards them
Dec 19 2012 11:18AM
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lineskier10
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so ive heard a bunch of people tell me this is fake but it looks completely real to me, can anyone tell for sure?
Dec 19 2012 11:27AM
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Puzzled
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It's real. People argue that the kid has no shadow.
Buy some glasses you lazy bums.
Dec 19 2012 11:47AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Eagles knock goats off cliffs to their death to eat them - I totally believe an eagle would attempt to snatch something smaller than a goat, wearing a puffy coat with no bright colors that could resemble an animal.
Dec 19 2012 12:00PM
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*simba*
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This is CGI.

http://wtvr.com/2012/12/19/viral-fake-out-golden-eagle-snatches-kid-is-cgi/
Dec 19 2012 12:13PM
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act.resist
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fuck! eagles are neat.
Dec 19 2012 12:20PM
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Lansfield
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Fuck geese man. Think they own the place.

Dec 19 2012 12:25PM
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corona
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no. no. no you really really don't. it has nothing to do with reddit.
Dec 19 2012 12:27PM
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corona
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also it's fake

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/19/montreal-golden-eagle-viral-video.html
Dec 19 2012 12:28PM
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act.resist
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and they fucking poop EVERYWHERE.
Dec 19 2012 12:30PM
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easiestEC
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holy shit!! i dont think i was really expecting that too happen.

either way, that kid has a story to tell for the rest of his life. how many kids can say they got snatched by an eagle haha
Dec 19 2012 1:06PM
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artfullydodged
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That kid is going to be terrified of eagles for a long time haha.
Dec 19 2012 1:16PM
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howlongcanausern
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oh look, another post from FP reddit
Dec 19 2012 1:47PM
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Poop_nugget
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lucky he didnt get dropped from higher up
Dec 19 2012 1:55PM
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stovypotts
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fake

http://now.msn.com/golden-eagle-snatches-kid-video-may-be-a-fake
Dec 19 2012 1:57PM
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Puzzled
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Sources?

I believe its real. People analyse minor details way too much, it was filmed with a shitty cam and the ground is obviously uneven.. There is already multiple reponses debunking the "debunkers".
Dec 19 2012 3:44PM
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corona
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read the link I posted. It's absolutely fake and a school project.
Dec 19 2012 3:49PM
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Puzzled
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Seems cheezy. I bet any students could have claimed this.

"We brainstormed some ideas of what is viral online," said Archambauld. "Everything that is animal related and baby related are super popular so we tried to bring both together and make something extraordinary that wouldn't happen every day."

The video took the students 400 hours to create.

The school grades the project according to the amount of views each video receives. Videos that exceed 100,000 views get a perfect score.

Maybe it really is a hoax though.
Dec 19 2012 4:06PM
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maximiliaan
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oh snap!
Dec 19 2012 4:07PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-eagle-snatching-baby-video-is-insane-but-how-insane-is-it
Dec 19 2012 4:07PM
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Bart.Man
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That blew my mind!
Dec 19 2012 4:25PM
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Spinoza
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Dude that's just from aeration
Dec 19 2012 4:58PM
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lbuitendam
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HAHAHHAHAHA
Dec 19 2012 5:01PM
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act.resist
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what?
Dec 19 2012 5:02PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Interesting points.
Dec 19 2012 5:04PM
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Spinoza
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They pull up little cylinders of dirt to give the grass space to grow. It looks like goose poo.
The 'joke' would have been better if you got it
Dec 19 2012 5:06PM
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act.resist
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oh, i didnt know that. but yea i didnt get because im derp
Dec 19 2012 5:10PM
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ChuckTesta
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please dont tell me you actually think that the jacket saved him? if that eagle wanted his talons would go right through that jacket
Dec 19 2012 5:15PM
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Port.
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The golden eagle snatches more than just small children- they eat by picking up goats and other animals of that size and drop them into canyons and pick at the body yum yum slurp slurp
Dec 19 2012 5:31PM
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