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Xmas and BJs

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Jeebus.
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Would you give santa a blow jibber if you could get everything you ever wanted out of it?
Dec 18 2012 1:29PM
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2_fadez
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Stupid question.


Better: Would you fuck Mother Theresa?
Dec 18 2012 1:35PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Would I have to see him every christmas after that one? How big is he, spit or swallow?


These are the fucking questions you gotta ask man. Sheesh.
Dec 18 2012 1:35PM
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Bonzalo
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Keep hustling cuz

And no I wont, santa doesn't exist, I'm 12 and what is this?
Dec 18 2012 1:38PM
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Peach.
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If you wouldn't choke down a load from Santa Clause for personal gain I don't think we can be friends.
Dec 18 2012 1:38PM
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Jeebus.
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He's fucking santa, he's got a huge schlong, Spitters are quitters man.
Dec 18 2012 1:38PM
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Amadeus.
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No amount of money could even persuade me to touch that thieving, fanatical Albanian dwarf. Alive or dead.
Dec 18 2012 1:42PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i would blow a homeless man and gargle for "anything i ever wanted"
Dec 18 2012 1:47PM
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2_fadez
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in that case a hepatitis C vaccine
Dec 18 2012 1:48PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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that would be one of the many things i requested after, yes
Dec 18 2012 1:51PM
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Jeebus.
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How bout some mouthwash?
Dec 18 2012 1:52PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i would spit on your mother first, then wash my mouth out. Since i can have anyhting i ever wanted now



Dec 18 2012 1:54PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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sorry, spit in your mothers mouth and then was my mouth and not give her any mouthwash

and id make u watch while blowing homelss men
Dec 18 2012 1:55PM
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Jeebus.
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Ahhhh you so funny
Dec 18 2012 1:59PM
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2_fadez
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But we'll still have something you can't have
the innocence and self-esteem of not having to suck a homeless guys cock
Dec 18 2012 2:00PM
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spliff.Life
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at the point of having anything i ever wanted i dont think i would give a fuck
Dec 18 2012 2:03PM
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2_fadez
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still gotta relish the little victories though
Dec 18 2012 2:04PM
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Jeebus.
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I'd rather suck santa's fat dick than some grimy hobo, Think about how much that unshowered hobos dick would smell, you'd probably puke before you got just the tip.
Dec 18 2012 2:14PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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but i would be able to do watever i wanted i could have you sucking a homeless mans dick broadcasted on every tv channel around the world

id get the audio to for those only near radio

essentially the question is would you suck a homeless mans dick to be the supreme leader of the entire world and anyone who says no to that is the real homo cuz we all now money and power gets ya bitches


Dec 18 2012 2:34PM
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Jeebus.
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Woah, Mind=Blown.
Dec 18 2012 2:35PM
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theblackrod
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hahahahaha. possibly
Dec 18 2012 2:37PM
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RIPar69rider
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Stupid question, i already tried blowing the Santa at my mall, he accepted but i never got the nerf blaster i wanted
Dec 18 2012 2:42PM
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Jeebus.
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That impostor tricked you, gotta watch out for those pedophiles posing as Santa!
Dec 18 2012 2:43PM
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Trace.
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I don't even think I'd hesitate...
Dec 18 2012 2:59PM
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Inline.
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sig'd
Dec 18 2012 7:44PM
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daannnnieel
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Unless said gift was $50 million+ no.
Dec 18 2012 8:24PM
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Peach.
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Dude. Anything you want.
Dec 18 2012 8:26PM
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Jeebus.
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Technically its everything you've ever wanted, past tense.
Dec 18 2012 8:30PM
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Peach.
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...anything I've ever wanted?
This changes everything.
Dec 18 2012 8:37PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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At first I thought this thread was going to be about
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needless to say i'm dissapointed.
Dec 18 2012 8:42PM
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Jeebus.
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Nope, its about blowing jolly ol saint nick.
Dec 18 2012 8:49PM
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MathClassStiffy
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this is hard

Dec 18 2012 9:29PM
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Jeebus.
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But Santa's dick is harder.
Dec 20 2012 10:45PM
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theabortionator
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purple
Dec 20 2012 10:47PM
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AT-AT
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This as all the makings of a, "how much money would it take you to blow santa" thread.
Dec 20 2012 10:47PM
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Dr.Dickless
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didn't read OP

but yes, I am getting a blowjob on christmas
Dec 20 2012 10:49PM
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Mr.Sloth
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This thread makes me smile :) plus kay for OP
Dec 20 2012 10:58PM
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Jeebus.
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Almost as good as a bday bj
Dec 22 2012 10:28PM
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sweet_caroline
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Of course!
Dec 22 2012 11:36PM
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SupaHotFire
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Dec 22 2012 11:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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your flawed logic just made sense. Mind=blown indeed.
Dec 22 2012 11:52PM
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Jeebus.
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Hey, I got a Santa suit in the back of my car. Lets do this.
Dec 23 2012 9:59PM
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Jblz
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THIS THREAD IS ___.
Dec 23 2012 10:02PM
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Jeebus.
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erect
Dec 23 2012 10:04PM
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rockersteez
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+ the self bump to a shit thread
Dec 23 2012 10:05PM
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cbj
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You guys suck go get frostbite
Dec 23 2012 10:08PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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i would suck soooo much dick




Dec 23 2012 10:16PM
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cbj
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ohh contexts
Dec 23 2012 11:18PM
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Randy_Quench
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I expected so much more out of this thread.
Dec 23 2012 11:25PM
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sweet_caroline
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Nice stained glass tree picture...
Dec 23 2012 11:28PM
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cbj
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thnks<3 cool face
Dec 23 2012 11:32PM
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