Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
I'd ride your skis if the graffix were hardcorer. I want everyone to know that I am the badassest; when I'm skiing a line to a 2 stair down rail, its serious business. I got my goggles on so I can't be identified by authority, and my huuge jacket to hide my guns and catch phrases.
Put that attitude on my skeez, along with a cd playa, so everyone can hear my rap soundtrakk, or I will kill u.
i was trying to slay an urban 50 kink yesterday but it was like 800 degreez out and im like fuk man, these salomin 1080s arent doing the trick. i need a true ski made for the summer streets - mommy answered the call.
freeskiing.com, before you ever rag on newschoolers
I hate moguls.
im gonna buy the metamorphesus. cuz you know, this company is so core and dope that word of mouth is all i need, and word has it that they are DOPE. the skis are ill. so now im more core than you.
'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy