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Jeebus.
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So I'm watching entourage on spike, and i just saw and ad for brazzers, personally i think all porn sites need to advertise on TV. that is all, Carry on fapping.
Dec 14 2012 2:55AM
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Horsefacekillah
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inb4 shitstorm
Dec 14 2012 2:56AM
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Bateman
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Cool beans
Dec 14 2012 2:57AM
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SkiFreshPow
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What I want to know is what was this ad like?
Dec 14 2012 2:58AM
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Jeebus.
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Dec 14 2012 2:58AM
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.Hugo.
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It was a commercial for a porn site. What do you think it was like...
Dec 14 2012 3:01AM
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Jeebus.
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And James Bond marathons
Dec 14 2012 3:01AM
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TheStudioCC
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no porn here, day 2
Dec 14 2012 3:02AM
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Jeebus.
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Is that a big accomplishment for you?
Dec 14 2012 3:03AM
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.Hugo.
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I like to sit on my hand till it's numb. Then when I jerk it I can't feel it so it feels like someone else is doing it.
Dec 14 2012 3:10AM
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Bateman
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that does not work.
Dec 14 2012 3:12AM
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TheStudioCC
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No, I've made it like 20 days before. This time I'm as serious as I've ever been though.
Dec 14 2012 3:16AM
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CrotchKiller
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Dec 14 2012 3:17AM
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.Hugo.
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then you're not doing it right
Dec 14 2012 3:19AM
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Bateman
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no really, it doesn't.
Dec 14 2012 3:27AM
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.Hugo.
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I'll go test it out right now. I'll report back in 30 seconds
Dec 14 2012 3:33AM
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JahLiam
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The friendly stranger
Dec 14 2012 7:11AM
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Bateman
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Then he didn't report back for hours.

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Dec 14 2012 7:17AM
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Jeebus.
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my thoughts exactly
Dec 14 2012 7:19AM
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Blurst
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Its pretty easy not to watch porn, you just dont.
Dec 14 2012 7:39AM
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.Hugo.
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Damn that took a while, but you were right it can't be done.

After my dick finally went numb after hours of sitting on it, I started to go to town. Then I quickly realized that it's nearly impossible to get off without any feeling in your willy. It makes complete sense now, no feeling > no getting aroused > no dumping out the man juices.

Im a man that can admit when he is wrong, and you sir were right. It is impossible to get off with a numb dick.
Dec 14 2012 8:18AM
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bermbuster49
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llolz ur doing it wrong broooooo
Dec 14 2012 8:55AM
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JzD.
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Dec 14 2012 8:59AM
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Jeebus.
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Dec 14 2012 1:59PM
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.Hugo.
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That's how my mom told me to do it. What did I do wrong?
Dec 14 2012 2:41PM
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Jeebus.
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You listened to your mom, NEVER listen to your mom.
Dec 14 2012 10:18PM
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.Mouse
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Im pretty sure NS used to have a community brazzers account but someone changed the password if i recall.
Dec 14 2012 10:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Dec 14 2012 10:35PM
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roddy116
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i tried to fap to brazzers one time, never again.
Dec 14 2012 10:51PM
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BlackCupid
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I cannot believe they canceled Blue Mountain State. What joke of a network cancels their best show?

I don't know how they can possibly turn a profit when they don't even have a single decent show.
Dec 14 2012 10:52PM
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Dragonite.
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wat
Dec 14 2012 10:52PM
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Jeebus.
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oh shit son, ya'll got dat midget porn.

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Dec 14 2012 10:52PM
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ForeverYung
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Blue mountain state was awesome, I want dat season 4
Dec 14 2012 11:38PM
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Jeebus.
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I thought that show was decent at best, to be honest.
Dec 15 2012 12:00AM
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Wallisch_pl
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fuck. you said hand, not dick, you get your hand numb, not your dick
Dec 15 2012 12:05AM
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rareison
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Pics with the brazzers logo make me fucking lose it every time, god damn those are hilarious
Dec 15 2012 12:32AM
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Jeebus.
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I concur.
Dec 15 2012 12:35AM
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.Hugo.
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Well they said getting your hand numb doesn't work. So I tried it the other way too. Just as a side note, getting your dick numb works better
Dec 15 2012 1:00AM
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Jeebus.
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Better hope your dick don't fall off.
Dec 15 2012 1:33AM
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BaileyB
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video of the ad?
Dec 15 2012 1:43AM
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Jeebus.
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couldn't find it.
Dec 15 2012 1:55AM
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roddy116
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i wonder if any of brazzers stuff is illegal, it wouldnt surprise me anyway

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Dec 15 2012 10:23AM
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Jeebus.
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hahahah Completely lost.
Dec 15 2012 1:30PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Never gotten my dick numb, must take a while
Dec 15 2012 5:12PM
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Fonzy.
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I'm out of socks.
Dec 15 2012 5:23PM
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Jeebus.
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Banana peel
Dec 15 2012 5:24PM
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