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The Food of Champions

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Jeebus.
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We all know that they are delicious but recently discovered ancient alien text have proved to us that buffalo wings are the true food of champions. So order yourself some goddamn wings, i got mine where are yours?
Dec 13 2012 1:29AM
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Jeebus.
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Steak was also mentioned in these alien texts, Eating steak apparently makes you go to heaven. So vegans are going to hell, except for Arian Foster who has already achieved god status.
Dec 13 2012 1:36AM
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act.resist
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meal of champions: cold pizza in the morning
Dec 13 2012 1:36AM
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Jeebus.
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Correction, that the Breakfast of Champions, Wheaties lied to you all.
Dec 13 2012 1:37AM
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act.resist
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Dec 13 2012 1:39AM
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theabortionator
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What about beiber balls?
Dec 13 2012 1:43AM
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forrest-cole
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beer
Dec 13 2012 1:44AM
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Jeebus.
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They don't exist, They're actually a myth.
Dec 13 2012 1:45AM
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Jeebus.
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Beverage of Champions
Dec 13 2012 1:45AM
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doGelyst
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food of champions? hardly.

wings were a part of the chicken routinely thrown out because there wasnt much use for the shitty meat. Well, deep fry it and throw some sauce on there, then charge a premium! Brilliant!
Dec 13 2012 1:46AM
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Jeebus.
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No but were talking about wings from the buffalo, tatankah.
Dec 13 2012 1:52AM
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steezywannabeezy
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Before my senior prom, I bought my date a $7,500 bowl of three Beiber Balls, marinated in the tears of Selena Gomez and seared to perfection by Billie Joe Armstrong's flamethrower. Served cold with a side of baby-ohs.
Dec 13 2012 2:30AM
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Spinoza
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i had some just this evening actually. some honey garlic, some bbq, some extra hot. we shared
Dec 13 2012 2:35AM
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Jeebus.
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I load mine up with sriracha
Dec 13 2012 12:29PM
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Spinoza
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I've never tried that on wings. But I put it on so many other things that I may as well try it, problem Kai rarely eat wings in my house and they rarely have it in restaurants
Dec 13 2012 1:18PM
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iSmokeweed
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so much more than a breakfast drink
Dec 13 2012 1:19PM
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Jeebus.
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Gotta pick them wings up from the super market, the pre made ones, they're da bomb. If you got the king soopers around you thats the spot.
Dec 13 2012 1:31PM
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2_fadez
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Dunkaroos
Any double-meat Chipotle burrito
Panda Express Orange Chicken
Popeyes fries
Dec 13 2012 1:37PM
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Jeebus.
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Popcorn chicken, but the old style KFC popcorn chicken the new stuff is different and the sizes are tiny.
Dec 13 2012 2:09PM
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2_fadez
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all breading no chicken
Dec 13 2012 3:41PM
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Jeebus.
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Fo real, its sum ol bullllshiiiit. They also aint got no party size no more, i need mo chik'n.
Dec 13 2012 4:50PM
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yelsel
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BACON!

Dec 13 2012 4:51PM
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Stickity
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for those of you who have never had a dp dough calzone, you're missing out
Dec 13 2012 4:52PM
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Jeebus.
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DAT 5-5-5 deal sonnn
Dec 13 2012 4:54PM
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Stickity
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wait i haven't heard of those, what are they and how the fuck do you say the second one
Dec 13 2012 5:43PM
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Noha
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Simply pizza
Dec 13 2012 5:46PM
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2_fadez
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chicken n bacon nig.

butforeal, the guy in charge behind the counter at dp dough is a douche bag.
and if you are a pro, you call ahead for pick up, whilst intoxicated, and then pay when you get there and eat it there so you don't have to wait for all the other peeps in line. Drunk logic yo
Dec 13 2012 8:07PM
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Jeebus.
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ALL BOUT DAT COMBAT ZONE!
Dec 14 2012 2:00AM
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Stickity
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why would you do that when delivery on campus is just $1.02? if you're out, just call it to be delivered to wherever you live when you start to head home
Dec 14 2012 2:25AM
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Jeebus.
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Dec 14 2012 2:28AM
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Stickity
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and wake n bacon is fucking fantastic. so is porky pig and bbq chicken.
Dec 14 2012 2:29AM
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Jeebus.
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WINGS AND BABES

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Dec 14 2012 2:40AM
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2_fadez
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delivery takes so fucking long some nights, its redic. And after tip/delivery fee you end up paying $11 for a fucking calzone. Too much money for drunk food imo
But I like your thinking.


The real hero in all of this is Wings Over.
Dec 14 2012 10:45AM
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Jeebus.
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Cake is up there on the list too.
Dec 14 2012 10:19PM
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Ski_Alot
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I just need to say how much i love your icon...
Dec 14 2012 10:31PM
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Stickity
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for sure. jamaican jerk and golden bbq are so good
Dec 14 2012 10:34PM
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Jeebus.
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Also Fried Chicken and Watermelon have been proven to make you run fast and jump high.
Dec 14 2012 10:39PM
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Jeebus.
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They can sometimes hinder your ability to swim though.
Dec 14 2012 10:57PM
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Jeebus.
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On the other hand Chow Mein makes you smart and good at math, the downside is that it shrinks your penis.
Dec 14 2012 11:57PM
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