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im un university. i skipped my 2 hour lecture in geography this morning. and i havent been to my social work class in 4 weeks, or 12 consecutive hours.
'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
i dont have school on mondays ha.
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
i think i win after 5 weeks straight and about 2 other weeks of days on and off out of 5th period health class and 3 truancy tickets (i got out of 2 other ones for good behavior) for whole day skipping. its seriously adicting after u start. i just couldn't get enough of the mexican food tho.
^ haha wow, you really do win. i was like that last year, it got bad. but i have a spare this year, its like a forced skip, and i have nothing to do.... uhhh i'll never skip again!(unless something worthwhile comes up... or i get a car...)
i used to skip chemestry to play hackysack in the washroom... and Law.. god i hated that class.
please pardon the cacography
'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.
the power was out today, so me and my friend left. we went out to the parking lot to see this bass in his car and when we got there the wind had bl;ew his car out of his spot into another car. we hopped in and peaced it, then school was let out anyway.
I almost didn't graduate HS because of skipping too many days senior year (legally I had too many days out, but they still gave me my diploma). But the best was when I was told that if I missed another day I would have a 1 week suspension and wouldn't graduate, and 20 minutes later my buddy Matt was told the same thing, except he couldn't be tardy. So meet up at school, go smoke a fatty, grab some grub, and then head back to school, he'd litterally pull up the front walkway, drop me off, I'd walk in and check in late and let them know Matt was skipping school. The school quickly realized how stupid their policy was for tardiness since if he checked in he'd be suspended and not graduate, and if he skipped he'd only have 1 detention.
i don't have to go to school anymore casue i am filthy rich from winning the lottery
TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW
toiÂ·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)
A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.
A room or booth containing such a fixture.
The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.
Dress; attire; costume.
The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Archaic. A dressing table.