I usually film with my graphing calculator but I wrap it in a fuzzy blanket so she doesn't get frostbite. -JStrathern$
My friend lost her virginity to a black guy. When I asked if some random dude she had been hit on recently was hot her reply was "he was black". I have no idea why I felt like sharing this.
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris