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Broken Thumb

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ChaseW
Posts: 267 - Karma: 177
Has anyone else had this retarded injury?

Dec 7 2012 11:33AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
nope
Dec 7 2012 11:33AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

way too many times.

splint it and you'll be fine.

Dec 7 2012 11:35AM
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stovypotts
Posts: 153 - Karma: 6
yeah i broke both thumbs junior year in hs..got em jammed in another dudes facemask and snapped em..splint and tape em..its annoying tho..i never realized how important my thumbs were until that happened
Dec 7 2012 11:37AM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
Mine snapped when I was thumbing a bitches asshole and she jumped up in shock when she saw the severed hand in my room
Dec 7 2012 11:37AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
ive broken mine about 4 or five times. i have both right and left splints so i dont even go to the doctor anymore. just wear a splint until its healed.
Dec 7 2012 11:41AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i broke my thumb on one of the first days of my season in whistler i just went no poles for a while, which sucked in the pow but had to be done i was back on poles in a week but then i hurt it again and had to go off poles for a few more days it was sore and stiff all season but it healed fine i also skied 5-6 days a week that season so the thumb got little love and was still fine
Dec 7 2012 11:42AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I broke the growth plate in my thumb two years in a row you will be fine
Dec 7 2012 11:43AM
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ChaseW
Posts: 267 - Karma: 177
sweet thanks guys +k.
Dec 7 2012 11:45AM
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BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
I assume you mean Skier's Thumb, and, yes, I've had it like 4 or 5 times now. Fortunately, I've never actually torn the ligament; I've always just had an avulsion fracture. .
Dec 7 2012 12:02PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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hahaha no way i broke my thumbs 4 times too!

I decided to get splints after i tore a ligament
Dec 7 2012 12:43PM
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Valhalla.
Posts: 587 - Karma: 154
Broke my right thumb two years ago and I've had so many problems with it since then. Re-broke it twice, the last time tearing a ligament and breaking another bone in my hand, wore a cast for a while, wore splints for a while.. Still don't have total movement in it.

Good thing I'm left handed.
Dec 7 2012 2:02PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
when I did, I instantly knew thumbthing was wrong
Dec 7 2012 3:55PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Yeah, once on the left, once on the right. Both of them were retarded too. First time I cought an edge after landing a jump and just fell softly, but still put my hand out and snapped the fucker.

Second time I knuckled a jump on a slow day and the force made my hand slam onto the knuckle, cracking the bone.
Dec 7 2012 4:01PM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148
yeah its really annoying
Dec 7 2012 4:26PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
I'm pretty sure I broke mine when I was in high school. I just skied without poles for a month or so..and actually got a bit better because I had to focus on my balance more without them.
Dec 7 2012 4:32PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Cool thread OP
Dec 7 2012 4:47PM
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OssargYormada
Posts: 671 - Karma: 186
Lost count of how many fingers I've broken. Each at least once, but thumbs and index broke most often
Dec 7 2012 4:49PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
Transverse fracture of the left thumb distal phalanx.


Slashed in hockey during our game on Wednesday. I'll be out of hockey for 4 weeks, out of skiing for 0 days. Fuck yeah.
Dec 7 2012 4:51PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
I bet it would make it difficult to do what I'm doing right now.........















..Playing Call Of Duty
Dec 7 2012 4:57PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,429
I had two broken thumbs for my grad photo
Dec 7 2012 4:59PM
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BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
The worst part about having two broken thumbs is having to reply to everybody who asks you how you masturbate.
Dec 7 2012 5:04PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Inpatient bookie?
Dec 7 2012 5:13PM
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direwolf
Posts: 46 - Karma: 50
shattered my growth plate in my right thumb and my right wrist and snapped my right arm in half all within 3 years. everything was back to normal shortly after cast came off
Dec 7 2012 5:14PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I broke mine skiing last year and had to have it in a cast for 5 weeks... fapping just wast the same.
Dec 7 2012 7:56PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Pretty sure I fractured my thumb and a finger in highschool football. Wasn't that bad and went away after a few weeks
Dec 7 2012 8:40PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
no but i cut the skin in between my thumb and index finger trying to make an apple pipe. i was bleeding pretty bad but i just put toilet paper around it, smoked, and gamed till my mom got home and took me to the hospital. then the doc put 4 stitches in me
Dec 7 2012 9:07PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
no but i have broken my middle finger twice? and i just shattered my patella and i cant ski so fuck all of you
Dec 7 2012 9:09PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
I broke my thumb 6 weeks ago playing street ball. I just went back to my first school game today. Its 6 weeks depending on how hard you work at rehabilitating it
Dec 7 2012 10:35PM
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JAHpow
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aaaaaa aha, oh you
Dec 7 2012 11:07PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
its a real bitch
Dec 7 2012 11:18PM
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DR.SHRED
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both at once and blew the acl and meciscus
Dec 7 2012 11:20PM
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