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Capt.Flannel
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I just went trick-or-treatin for like 10 minuts in my banana suit and i had to come home to get a new grocery bag. YESS




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Oct 31 2004 4:49PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
ah, yes. the good old days when I was 10.
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Oct 31 2004 4:50PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
lol, nice. I'm waiting for my little brother to come home.


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''Fuck gorilla; it's all about the penguin steeze.''
-Sdot, in reference to Tanner Hall's rather questionable atire and mental state
Oct 31 2004 4:50PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
why dont you just go downstairs and empty your bag of candy for the trick o treaters into your pockets like im doing?





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Oct 31 2004 4:51PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ahh the good ol' days of being 17.




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Oct 31 2004 4:52PM
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IrishDrink87
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haha its funny, i got confused for a sec cause its 3:30 here, and then i realized you are all on the east coast. my bro is going out at 5:30 and im stoked, cause hes cute as hell and i know ill get half of what he gets. hahahaha rock on



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Oct 31 2004 4:55PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
what about a boner?
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Oct 31 2004 4:56PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
he gets off tothe banana costume. its big yellow and squishy just like his.





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Oct 31 2004 4:57PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
mmm, squishy, just how i like it
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*Kirsten*


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Oct 31 2004 5:11PM
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TwinTipRider
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i just got off work at subway i looted the free mints lol
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Oct 31 2004 5:12PM
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fourdskate
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haha irish drink tell your brother to go to wildhorse or mace ranch cause they gave out mad candy back in the day
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Oct 31 2004 5:25PM
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eheath
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i just steal the candy for our trick-or-treaters
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Oct 31 2004 5:28PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
Kids are lazy as hell with costumes these days. I havent seen any good ones yet.
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Oct 31 2004 5:32PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
I wish i was trickertreating right now... i could sure go for some free candy.
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Oct 31 2004 6:19PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
sam, i'm coming over and stealing all of your candy. i'll leave you all the chocolate though. i just like the sweeeet stuff.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Oct 31 2004 6:31PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
yeah, what ever happened to kids MAKING thier costumes. back in the day, my mom made me a SWEET tusken Raider costume (the sand people from starwars.) it was tight. and last year, i was a 70s skater. i went and skated through kmart with my balls hanging out the bottom of my shorts. i had a badass bannana board too.







in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

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Oct 31 2004 6:45PM
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skier_chick_360
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OMG... some of the lil ones that have been trick or treatin by my house are SO cute... I had so many spidey-mans and princesses. BUt I had a lil blonde girl show up in a fuzzy ladybug it was SO cute! And all the lil Tiggers bouncing around outside....
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Oct 31 2004 6:47PM
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hucker22
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some kid was bullshit, it was a big brown coustume with horns
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Oct 31 2004 7:14PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
we didn't get a single kid tonight. whatever, more candy for me.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Oct 31 2004 8:56PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahaha, definately!!!!

there were these 'smores' candy bars in my candy jar......... they were like marshmellows, gramcrackers, and honey!!!! sooooooo goood! so i picked them out of the jar, snaggled every last one! the little trick-O-bitches don't deserve smores, they get milkyways!!!!!

ahh, the good old days of being 17........
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Oct 31 2004 9:06PM
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rynmartn
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ya like absolutly no one trick or treats around here anymore


yay skiing

Oct 31 2004 9:32PM
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pocket-rocket
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Candies will be mad cheap tomorow!
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Oct 31 2004 9:43PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Hell yeah. And my little brother came home... hehehe

-TAK, PPPhd

''Fuck gorilla; it's all about the penguin steeze.''
-Sdot, in reference to Tanner Hall's rather questionable atire and mental state
Oct 31 2004 9:46PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
i didnt go to one house tonight.. i just went into town, skated, and got a free movie titled 'JESUS LOVES YOU..For Children' at the baptist church (GHETTO)



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Oct 31 2004 10:21PM
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davidh
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I'm in Thailand. Their idea of halloween is a bit skewed to say the least.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

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Nov 1 2004 9:43AM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
the world is currupted i have a 5 year old girl trick or treat at our house dressed up a prostitute



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
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Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 1 2004 9:49AM
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