It was a cold dark night in detroit. Me and my friends had just seen one of the local shows at st andrews. We were heading to my buddies, but had to walk through a pretty hood area to get there. Everything was going fine until we ran into some sketchy looking folks that were all too interested in us walking through the neighborhood in the middle of the night. These guys were like straight gangsters not like lil wayne videos and shit. I saw the dim street light glint off what appeared to be a gun tucked into the pant of one of them. There were 4 of us and only 3 of them, but still. We aren't pussies but we aren't exactly gangsters. Don't try and tell me that you're a g because you wear tall tees at the mountain and listen to rap. Anyway, these guys tell us to stop, and ask what we're doing and my friend tells them that we're just passing through. He asks if we have any money for them. We told him no(We really didn't, we spent the last of our money to buy a pack of cigs at the store earlier) They talked to each other then the one guy pulls out a gun and points it. "You're tellin me, that you came down our street, in our hood, and didn't bring us anything". "We din't mean any" "Shuttup, I didn't axe you to talk". " I'll tell you what, here's what I'm gonna make you do". There was a half crumbled brick wall and he pointed to it. "Get your asses over there now" If we were scared before, now we were shitting oursleves. This is how we're going to die. Holy fuck. Then he told us to climb on the wall. He said "They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin in the girls pants and I even got my own dance." I'm thinking wtf, so I'm being threatened by a dude with a gun that's a bad wanna be rapper, I'm fucked, I'm totally fucked. He's probably going to kill us just to up his street cred. Then he said "and now I'm gonna do my dance" And him and his 3 friends proceed to do this strange dance. He tells us he wants us to do this on the wall. "It's easy, and if you don't you're gonna die right now cracka" "First you limp to the side like my leg was broken, then jig around, shakin ya rump" So we try to do this bizarre dance on this wall and I slipped off. Apparently I hit my head pretty good in the fall. I guess sometime after that the gangsters much have disappeared because my friends were able to get me out of there. It took all the hospitals nurser and all of the doctors to get me back to stable condition again. Or so my friend told me when I opened my eyes in the hospital bed. I asked him what happened to the gangsters? He said, "WTF are you talking about bro?" I tell him what happened and he started laughing. " "Bro, you tried to hit the quad kink down by the factory and got completely destroyed. You slipped off the second flat and took a tumble for the record books. I'm just glad you're alright. What's this about gansters and this dance" Then I remembered the one ganster with the guns name. He said it was humpty, pronounced with an umpty. And then everything started to fall into place. I remembered coming out of the show and seeing the snow, and we grabbed our gear and decided to take advantage of the snow with a run on some local urbans. We hit a few spots and at the end went to the big factory quad kink, and well you know what happened after that.
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“People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.” - George Carlin
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” -Ernest Hemingway
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