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it was the summer of 09 mite have been 08, just moved into a new apt. Had parties 24/7, AIM was still fresh as fuck to use
Well, had an away msg up saying i was having a toga party all were welcome. Some chick I knew from myspace/NS back in the day ended up saying she wanted to come, I was dumb faded so my boy took control and got her to the crib, she arrived and I was already blackout, now I actually never met her but w.e she drove the 40 mins and came. Woke up the next morning to her sleeping on the couch re-introduced myself and apologized for not remembering her, told her to come back that night for a party I was having. Promised her I was remain sober till she came.
Fast forward 10 hours, I got a call asking if I wanted to play ruit (actual name for what yall call beer pong) hell yeah I was down, so my buddy shows with some people and we start playing. Fridge was stacked full of 1/2 keystone and 1/2 key ice. I told my boy we were playin with the ice, he said fuck that and fill our cups with stones. i said jokes on you fucker and poured another 2 ice in the cups. so we are now playing 10 cup 4 beer 2stones 2 ice, you get the hit its going to be a long ass night. So we win, and then we win again, again, again, you get the hint. Get wasted, get a call from said chick above if it was worth her coming. Talked her into it and continue playing ruit. Played ruit for a solid 4 hours before she shows. we smoke and get back to ruit. Said chick gets wasted and said chick said she was going to bed, told her where my room was and Id be in when Im done.
Well an hour later she gets butt ass naked and pops her head out my door saying I needed to come to bed. I said fuck it ill be in when Im done, WELL my partner did the bro code and kicked me off the table that we have not lost on all night. O get pissed because I wasnt done drinking but w.e ill go fuck this chick and pass out.
Well said chick says she needs to tell me something, her and another kid (also on NS) had a thing. She didnt want to go home for w.e break it was so she stayed with him. Said kid fucked her and never talked to her again, a few weeks later he calls her and says she has the clap, and she needed to get checked. Well she had it, for awhile before she knew. She felt the need to tell me this even though she has been clean for a few months now. Well now Im like wtf?!?!?!?! im naked, your naked, and you told me some NS'er gave you the clap a few months back, like bitch why did you tell me if you are clean now? she said I reminded/looked like said NS'er.
So I put my clothes back on, go back out to the party an everyone asked why I came back, a few premature jokes, and whiskey dick jokes. Being pretty well intoxicated (who am I kidding I was fucking wasted)I proceeded to tell the party her story and continued to play ruit till I passed out half naked in my bathroom floor.
FAST FORWARD A WEEK
Decided to have a NS party at my crib, invited a shit load of people including said chick above. Party starts and a few of my homies came over and on was talking about this chill ass chick he met skiing. Well once again I am playing ruit against two NS'ers and said chick from above walks in. She was chill as fuck so w.e I didnt care if she came. She walks in and it looks like she has seen a ghost. My buddy goes to me "this is the chick I was telling you about" his partner looks right at him with a serious ass face and goes "thats my ex, shes crazy as fuck". she then proceeds to take the three of us into my roommates room and starts talking to us, im too drunk for this shit and so is my homie. So we leave and she stays in the room with her ex, mad yelling going on and said chick runs outta the room. we said fuck it and keep drinking.
Fast forward a few weeks/months , me my boy and said chick ex ( we all actually became real good friends after the party) go to snow for some preseason rail jam. A well known GROUP was there filming, and the Filmer said he was dating this awesome skier chick, she said her name, HAPPEN to be tthe same chick from above. Told said filmer said story above, and he looked pale as fuck, told him to go get tested cuz his girl was a hoeeeeeeeee.
Being a mature adult I changed my NS name to TheClap. an made a thread as to why the new name change in honor of her as she was well known on the site.
Being a little more mature name, I have kept names outta it, but if you look hard enough you can find said thread which gives everyone's name/NS names/etc
THATS IT THATS ALL
sparknotes: Some pinknames on here are straight NS hoes
