ok, last night i had a bit(1/2 a glass) of both jellyfish, and italian stallion 6 shots of liquid cocaine, 2 blowjobs, 2 shots of anti-freeze, 2 shots of gin washed down with peach juice, a shotglass of some shitty whisky and 3 beers and i was barely even buzzing.(all of this in less than a 2 hour span). University really made me tolerant, and its pissing me off because i dont have much money to spend, and now it takes a lot to get me even slightly drunk.
Cuddle? You fag!