"The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?".
"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Hunter S. Thompson
"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab