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I have the least manly dogs you can get

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Mr.Bishop
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http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/13y2h8/team_parker_reporting_for_duty/

White ones are mine, and the others are my brother in law.

Tiny dogs are the shit.
Nov 28 2012 5:10PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I've got a Shit Zu that thinks it's a fucking cat. Seriously. She purrs and everything.
Nov 28 2012 5:12PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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i have a theory why this only has 1 reply.

people only comment cuz your name was red... and had the big bling... it was recognizable. I think that many people see someone with a blue name and no money sign and just think, "meh, a regular member" and don't even look at the name sometimes. And you have a boring gray icon. thus, you are boring. Oh well.
Nov 28 2012 5:24PM
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daannnnieel
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I was so used to the red name, I thought you were an alias.

Also no, big dogs are the shit except for weiner dogs.
Nov 28 2012 5:26PM
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CheddarJack
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I see no dogs....
Nov 28 2012 5:27PM
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Peach.
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Also, inb4 this turns into a discussion about wether Bishop should change back to a red name or not.
Nov 28 2012 5:27PM
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CheddarJack
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I see no dogs....
Nov 28 2012 5:27PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Why is Bishop's name no longer red or displaying coinage?
Nov 28 2012 5:34PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i gave you an upvote because your dog looks like my dog
Nov 28 2012 5:38PM
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squashmosh
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I have a rat terrier miniature pinscher mix...pretty unmanly.
Nov 28 2012 5:39PM
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El_Barto.
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you know what they say about tiny dogs?






massive wiener
Nov 28 2012 5:44PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
I'm mega karma whoring here.
Nov 28 2012 6:05PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
It started as a joke, but its been interesting to function like that. I have to actually make sure that what I write stands on its own.

Nov 28 2012 6:06PM
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Phil-X-
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I have more karma then you on reddit. /claim
Nov 28 2012 6:06PM
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Backyard.Skier
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i used to have a scottish terrier cross with a poodle.

such a cute energetic dog.
Nov 28 2012 6:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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that's what r/awwwww is made for though right?
Nov 28 2012 6:07PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
I think so.... Man I want something to get upvoted so bad. Its funny to actually experience that. I'm so used to being on the other side of it - building the systems and managing people.

I just have this uncontrollable desire for my dog photo to get me karmaz. Its odd.

Nov 28 2012 6:16PM
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PJS.
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I read some of your reddit comments. Why u only have 100+ comment karma.

"Doesn't solve the chafing issue. I feel like rubbing cum off of my cock with a sock would absolutely suck. Some nice charmin toilet paper or beautiful kleenex with some lotion or some shit would be much softer."


"Sometimes the worst part about a one-piece is going poo"
Nov 28 2012 6:21PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
classic. what's your reddit name bishop?
Nov 28 2012 6:23PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
OK but seriously, I mean where the fuck does this whole jerk off into a sock thing come from? I mean that just sounds like fucking lunacy.

Nov 28 2012 6:29PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
MonsieurBishop
Nov 28 2012 6:30PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Places where people don't have toilet paper...? I don't know, socks are kind of expensive for that purpose...
Nov 28 2012 6:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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haha, this is so true. i totally looked at this thread title on the main page like 4 different times before I realized it was Bishop. Opened thread upon this realization. I generally enjoy Bishop's posts, so when I finally saw it was him the thread went from meh to gotta see this shit.

At any rate, Bishop, wtf? You totally didn't strike me as the kind of guy to have fluffy, yippity dogs. What's up with that?

Re: beating off in to a sock. You're a kid and you're laying in bed and decide to crank one off. Who wants to get up to go get tissues first. Ha! Nope! Everyone has a million socks...and everyone has a washing machine that eats socks, so you never have full pairs anyway. Might as well put that straggler to some good use! It's convenient, semi soft (read not sand paper), and no one will miss it when you throw it away once it's all crusty. That's my theory at least...
Nov 28 2012 6:48PM
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