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Ban The Person Above You

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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Seen this threads on other forums, they're always fun.

Basically the first person to reply should state a reason why OP should hypothetically be banned. The second person then says why the first replier should be banned. And so on, and so forth.


Nov 26 2012 5:23PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because you're a woman
Jul 7 2013 1:34PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
banned because you're not a women.
Jul 7 2013 1:40PM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
Banned because you're the biggest fucking cumwad i have ever known, and because you said women while it was singular.

just kidding, I love you if you naamean
Jul 7 2013 1:53PM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
nohomo doe
Jul 7 2013 1:53PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3846 - Karma: 5,658
Guess what you're getting banned for?
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Jul 7 2013 5:45PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Because you are a fuckin annoying person that just needs to leave the site. None of the newer members are any good
Jul 7 2013 7:40PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
What about me?
Banned because I'm sort of new.
Jul 7 2013 7:44PM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
Banned because i'm a newer member and therefore you said i suck. Therefore your a dick and should be banned.
Jul 7 2013 7:45PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
Banned for reasons related to garbage
Jul 7 2013 10:23PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
banned because *you're
Jul 7 2013 10:24PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Excessively long sig

Also it's "Statuatory Steve"
Jul 7 2013 10:30PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
Banned for quoting yourself. You slut.
Jul 7 2013 10:30PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
because your icon looks like it was colored in by a 3 year old...
Jul 7 2013 10:47PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Banned for being over priced and causing global warming.
Jul 7 2013 11:21PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Banned for propagating your stupid conspiracy theories.



for the record: global warming isn't actually a conspiracy theory.
Jul 8 2013 11:54AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
dont you talk shit about england, you ungrateful little punk



BANNED
Jul 8 2013 11:56AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Is pretending to be a woman but is actually will ferrel. Banned.
Jul 8 2013 12:16PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
No explanation needed.
Jul 8 2013 12:17PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Is really mean.
Jul 8 2013 12:18PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Hasn't slept with me, as of yet.
Jul 8 2013 12:40PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
ban for letting me steal his icon idea, should have more pride than that.
Jul 8 2013 12:45PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
it's actually really confusing dealing with both of you having dramatically similar icons, so both of you are banned
Jul 8 2013 12:47PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Banned because I confuse you for him a lot.
Jul 8 2013 12:47PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
because you have a clymb link in your sig
Jul 8 2013 1:22PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Banned for picking your nose and eating it
Jul 8 2013 1:24PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Banned for cheating
Jul 8 2013 2:35PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
For giving me the shits.
Jul 8 2013 2:43PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
joined 4 months ago and you already donated? who do you think you are?
Jul 8 2013 4:13PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3846 - Karma: 5,658
Judging another person who has been on the site for 4 months and seeing that they donated. You're banned.
Jul 9 2013 12:07AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
banned because fuck you
Jul 9 2013 12:10AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3846 - Karma: 5,658
Banned for using an illogical reason to ban someone.
Jul 9 2013 12:11AM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
Banned for banning after being banned!
Jul 9 2013 12:12AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3846 - Karma: 5,658
Banned for banning after banning after myself being banned.




























BANCEPTION
Jul 9 2013 12:14AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
Banned because you've banned people three times on one page.
Jul 9 2013 12:18AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Banned because you tragically misspelled "Shutter Island" on your profile page:

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Jul 9 2013 8:24AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
banned because you are illbread
Jul 9 2013 11:12AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Banned because your username is your first and last name.
Jul 9 2013 11:28AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
banned because you wanted my frogskins, backed out like a pusseh, then bought them. also, your change of user name confused me, so PERMABAN
Jul 30 2013 9:23AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Banned for rude name
Jul 30 2013 9:31AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Banned for lack of quote.
Jul 30 2013 9:47AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Signature too much like Steve Stepp in Team Proho
Jul 30 2013 9:54AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
banned because who the fuck wears clear goggles
Jul 30 2013 9:57AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Banned for having an icon that flashes and could potentially give someone a seizure
Jul 30 2013 11:50AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
banned for not quoting. that's 2 people in a row for me is that such a hard thing to do?
Jul 30 2013 11:54AM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
banned because you like carrie underwood
Jul 30 2013 12:15PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
banned for wearing camo
Jul 30 2013 5:41PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Banned for being a bitch at volleyball in real life
Jul 30 2013 8:14PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
Banned for not building that summer setup that was going to be crazy
Jul 31 2013 2:55AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I ban myself for not doing any cool shit this summer.
Jul 31 2013 4:09PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Banned for not doing cool shit. Completely unacceptable.
Jul 31 2013 4:33PM
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