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Sickest Rail Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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theabortionator
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http://newjersey.craigslist.org/spo/3418665069.html
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Only $300

"This is a portable, 16', snowboarding rail made of wood with a PVC sliding surface. The entire wood frame is stained and varnished so it will withstand any moisture from the environment. I built this last winter and only got to use it once and it has been stored indoors. The rail breaks down into two 8' sections and a middle support piece. This allows for compact vertical storage as shown in the picture."

They even stained and varnished it, how thoughtful.
Nov 24 2012 4:30AM
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Brock.
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Nov 24 2012 4:46AM
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BrewskiJr
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Lost.

OP are you trying to sell this? Shipping is going to cost a fortune. I feel like someone could definitely make this fr cheaper. Dope rail though.
Nov 24 2012 8:37AM
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FreeskiThe603
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Nov 24 2012 11:02AM
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Bumblesteeze
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More like classiest rail ever
Nov 24 2012 11:08AM
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Olimar
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its on craigslist dog....
Nov 24 2012 11:10AM
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edai
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I could definitely see this being used in a movie at some point. Imagine it, this skier (Would work best with someone like Max Hill or Jossi) gets out of bed in the morning, clicks into his skis, grabs a cup of coffee and slides this rail while drinking it.

I don't know how they would fit a rail in a house, it might be better to put a bed outside, but either way, shit would be high class.
Nov 24 2012 11:17AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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lookslike it made from your grandmas coffin
Nov 24 2012 11:45AM
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Bateman
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looks like a piece of furniture i'd have in my living room.
Nov 24 2012 11:49AM
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Dragonite.
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+k
Nov 24 2012 11:51AM
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sniche
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just leave it in that living room it fits in
Nov 24 2012 12:08PM
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CrotchKiller
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300...... Lol ok
Nov 24 2012 12:25PM
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.Capn.
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Nice leather couch doe
Nov 24 2012 1:16PM
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iSmokeweed
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did these people wood panel their living room?
Nov 24 2012 1:18PM
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t_rob
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So with the varnish, it cost $35 to make that?
Nov 24 2012 1:21PM
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K-Dot.
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Ha what i was thinking too
Nov 24 2012 1:30PM
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Peter.
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pretty cool looking rail though, 300 dollars? not worth it
Nov 24 2012 1:51PM
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theabortionator
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Are you kidding me? You think I would make something like this and try and sell it on CL?
















Clearly I'm not that good with stain and varnish.
Nov 24 2012 3:20PM
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.Hansel.
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The absolute classiest of all rails.
Nov 24 2012 6:22PM
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theabortionator
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It just wouldn't have slid as well without the stain, varnish, and fancy brass locks
Nov 24 2012 6:43PM
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.Hansel.
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dat brass locks. unghhhhhhh
Nov 24 2012 6:45PM
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JeremyClarkson
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That thing could be made for 50 dollars, probably less. Luckily for you I bet some dumb ass will actually buy that shit.
Nov 24 2012 6:51PM
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CluckaChuck
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lost so hard
Nov 24 2012 6:52PM
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FatWhore
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Nov 24 2012 6:52PM
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theabortionator
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I wish I had thought of slinging awesome rails like this.

Was scoping out CL looking for steel, rails, corrugated, 250-1000 gallon propane tanks, and other shit for the mountain.


Came across some good solid rails.

A lot of people selling snowboard rails that are made of wood, and don't even have a top sheet or coping. Like wtf? You're selling a fucking wooden bench, that's not a rail.

I might post some others that I find. Just thought this one was too good to pass up. Might actually buy it. I've never seen anyone stain and varnish a rail, especially one that shady. The brass locks just make that thing blinged out hoodrich steezin.
Nov 24 2012 6:57PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Purchasing this rail would be undoubtedly the stupidest thing you could ever do.
Nov 24 2012 8:04PM
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theabortionator
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Instead of sending a camera around the world like the one thread, we should pool our money and buy this, then send this around the world.

You have to use it inside your house though. Preferably pictures and video of usage after heavy drinking.


I might see what I have in the garage and try and build a more baller rail. Make it break up into 4 sections, stain it in 2 different shades, put extra varnish on it, inlay some gem stones between the pvc, maybe add some led lights, hide a stash box, and a george foreman grill build in.


Would be sick as fuck.
Nov 24 2012 8:10PM
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theabortionator
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He's also selling a box






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Nov 24 2012 8:13PM
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Brock.
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OMG NO! DON'T BUY IT DON'T BUY IT, IT'S MADE OUT OF OLD COFFINS, THE RAIL IS HAUNTED!
Nov 25 2012 12:22AM
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Puzzled
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Last I heard, its the PVC coffin wallnuts requested..
Nov 25 2012 12:35AM
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