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I fed my cat turkey skin...

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El_Barto.
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And shes had stinky cat farts for the past few hours and just took a nasty shit. Anyone else make a similar mistake?
Nov 23 2012 12:02AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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no lol
Nov 23 2012 12:02AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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this is fucking retarded
Nov 23 2012 12:04AM
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grown-ninja
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If she was a feline in the wild she would kill turkeys and eat them raw, domestication has done terriable stuff to their bouwls
Nov 23 2012 12:06AM
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Rafiki
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what's to blame for your horrible grammar and spelling?
Nov 23 2012 12:37AM
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CheddarJack
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domestication.
Nov 23 2012 12:38AM
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LoathesRaisins
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noitacitsemod.
Nov 23 2012 12:39AM
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yourthemannowdog
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lack of inhibition
Nov 23 2012 12:40AM
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El_Barto.
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stomach pains from eating turkey skin?
Nov 23 2012 12:41AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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butt secks and ns`ing at the same time
Nov 23 2012 12:53AM
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baaangthat
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bump
Nov 23 2012 12:53AM
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.Apex.
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Yea I also fed my cat turkey skins, now she also has stinky farts... where do we go from here?
Nov 23 2012 12:59AM
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Aiden-P
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sometimes i sit very still next to large printers and pretend im a stack of paper


Nov 23 2012 1:09AM
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roddy116
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why did you feed him turkey skins?
Nov 23 2012 1:18AM
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roddy116
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as compared to just turkey?
Nov 23 2012 1:19AM
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daannnnieel
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it's a shame when cat's have stinky cat farts, because cat's are always so cuddly.
Nov 23 2012 1:24AM
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SFB
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holy shit dude is ur cat oK?
Oct 28 2014 4:07PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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10/10 thread i approve
Oct 28 2014 4:20PM
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ModMommy
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Is your cat okay? Make sure you keep an eye on em.

My dog once ate an entire box of chocolate covered almonds. He ended up bring fine tho.
Oct 28 2014 4:34PM
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El_Barto.
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SFBholy shit dude is ur cat oK?


no dude...she got so swollen with cat farts that she exploded. Thanks for reminding me you twat
Oct 28 2014 4:36PM
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.FRY.
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El_Barto.no dude...she got so swollen with cat farts that she exploded. Thanks for reminding me you twat


same thing happened to my mom. she was passing gas like crazy. and then suddenly, she just blew up.
Oct 28 2014 4:38PM
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Lé.Skiing
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My GF fed our dog some turkey/skin around thanksgiving. He had some of the worst farts for the next day or more. On the upside he was really tired after eating turkey(normally a fairly hyper puppy).
Oct 28 2014 4:45PM
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SFB
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El_Barto.no dude...she got so swollen with cat farts that she exploded.

good
Oct 28 2014 6:22PM
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JGWI
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What is this, Yahoo Answers?
Oct 28 2014 6:38PM
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Wampire
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I fed my turkey cat skin and a similar thing happened.
Man turkEy farts stink!
Oct 28 2014 7:49PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Everything about this thread legot made me lol.

The age.
the bump.
the OP follow through.
the comments.
Oct 28 2014 9:44PM
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