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The end of the world is only a month away!

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theabortionator
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Anybody have any wild plans?


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Nov 22 2012 1:00AM
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roddy116
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it damn well better be a zombie apocalypse.
Nov 22 2012 1:02AM
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theabortionator
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I watched a bunch of walking dead at kevtrons house today.
Nov 22 2012 1:05AM
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roddy116
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i got my sawed off shotgun and a machete along with a 50mm in my basement, ready anytime.
Nov 22 2012 1:11AM
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Bogs
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thank god. or whatever.

i do hope it is a zombie apocalypse. that would at least be exciting, and a good chance to see if zombie attacks make you as stupid in real life as people always are in the movies
Nov 22 2012 1:36AM
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JamieOBalls
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I just finally want to get this semen coating off of my nutsack so I can finally function like a normal human being. It's so tough to walk with a rock hard nutsack and before I die I'd love to ride my tricycle like back when I was 14
Nov 22 2012 1:36AM
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theabortionator
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Nov 22 2012 11:11AM
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I_Am_Mod
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yeah buddy!

my gear is ready!




Nov 22 2012 11:23AM
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HWW
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Who actually says it's only a month away and why?
Nov 22 2012 2:59PM
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theabortionator
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My calender. And this is America. So if you don't like it you can GGGIT OUT!!!!!


We only care about stockpilin guns, and shootin things, and zombies are things to shoot at. Get amped up. It's gonna be wild
Nov 22 2012 9:55PM
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CallMeFrancis
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Blacks will finally take over.
Nov 22 2012 10:04PM
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.Apex.
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I feel that with the amount of people we have already pumped up on a zombie apocalypse we'd just take the world back in a matter of days
Nov 22 2012 10:05PM
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BertBoyd
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If a zombie apocalypse happens im flying to a concentration camp and living there
Nov 22 2012 10:06PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I plan on attending any "end of the world" parties that happen to be going on. The ill kill as many zombies as possible.
Nov 22 2012 10:49PM
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JORMUNGAND
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I hope it's zombies. If its not I'm gonna get high and masturbate while the earth blows up
Nov 22 2012 10:56PM
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loomis
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Guys, this is our last ski season.
Nov 22 2012 10:58PM
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Da_Buddha
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Nov 22 2012 11:01PM
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lukewalnuts
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this...

I'll be pissed if it's some gay shit like the earth exploding, or the sun dying
Nov 22 2012 11:02PM
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K-Dot.
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Lawlz
Nov 22 2012 11:09PM
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shocker611
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I know the last "apocalypse" (like 2 years ago) was an absolute rager when I was at OSU. Hoping for a repeat cause that was one of the wilder nights of my life
Nov 23 2012 3:22AM
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Rafiki
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18th birthday so yallready know i'm gettin some big booty hoes and goin ratchet namsayin
Nov 23 2012 3:24AM
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AndyGreen
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Ski and fuck bitches
Nov 23 2012 3:27AM
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Conker
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I heard something on the radio where someone said that when they matched up the calendars they didn't take into effect the leap year/days. So the date the world is supposed to end has already passed. Something like that at least.
Nov 23 2012 9:01AM
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Puzzled
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You don't say
Nov 23 2012 9:09AM
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onLINE
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if your jew, you may want to consider a trip down to mexico, the prices are right that week!

Nov 23 2012 9:39AM
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lamppost
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the Mayan calender didnt include leap years so the matching of our years and theirs is a bit off
Nov 23 2012 11:03AM
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SterlingArcher
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Does anyone know if Umbrella Corp is hiring?
Nov 23 2012 11:17AM
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NinetyFour
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After my grandpa died, we started sorted through his things. And my grandma just downsized to a condo, so we had to really sort the stuff of his out in her old place. Aha so many machetes, axes, whiskey, and rum. He knew what was coming. Glad my family is prepared now.
Nov 23 2012 11:19AM
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Alexander_Keith
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In some ways I also cannot wait to be old and not give a fuck.
Nov 23 2012 11:22AM
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Wallisch_pl
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OP I hope you're joking
Nov 23 2012 11:29AM
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status_whitegirl
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Nov 23 2012 12:22PM
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arnie_grape
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I liked that movie.
Nov 23 2012 12:23PM
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.tony
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I honestly hope that none of you believe any of this. I know their are some 12 year old kids out there who truly believe there will be a terrible day of chaos, or something along those lines. yolo
Nov 23 2012 12:26PM
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theBearJew
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Yea but you're wrong cause the world is ending.
Nov 23 2012 12:28PM
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.frenchy
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Mayans didn't take account for leap years...



fuck everyone who thinks the world is going to end this year.


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Nov 23 2012 12:49PM
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Bill.Nye
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That isn't actually relevant. The Mayan calendar that is ending (and leading some people to believe the world is ending, which is stupid) is a purely mathematical calendar that is just based off of their modified base 20 counting system. All that happens on 12/21/12 is that we're coming to the end of one of those 144,000 day counting periods. It has nothing to do with how long it takes the earth to orbit the sun (they had a separate solar calendar for that), so leap days aren't a factor.

Thinking that the world is ending because the number system is starting over is kind of like thinking that your car is going to explode when it's miles go from 99,999 back to 0 (if your car only went to 100k).
Nov 23 2012 12:57PM
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Randy_Quench
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So what you're saying is this is gonna be like y2k but for real.. And with zombies. Or did I read that wrong..?
Nov 23 2012 2:00PM
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Bill.Nye
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No, you understood perfectly.

Start stocking ammo and canned food.
Nov 23 2012 2:10PM
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Spinoza
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definitely going out the night before to find some crazy bitches
Nov 23 2012 2:12PM
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HWW
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I'm safe then, thanks. Have a happy shoot out :)
Nov 23 2012 2:14PM
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theabortionator
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"Omg but liek mayans didn't account for the leap years and stuff you know?"



How many more people are going to say that trying to sound smart? You're wrong, the world is going to end and zombies are coming for you.



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Nov 23 2012 2:16PM
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Sno.
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I'm going to Tulum to bask in luxury for 2 weeks. Plus I figure-- God wouldn't take his wrath out on Mexicans, so I think I'll be safe down there.
Nov 23 2012 2:19PM
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HWW
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You gonna get eaten by Mayans

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Nov 23 2012 2:31PM
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theabortionator
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I was gonna go down for mayan holidaze. Worked out awesome that the last day is going to be the end of the world. Sound tribe, the biscuits, umphreys, then BOOM ZOMBIESSSSs
Nov 23 2012 2:33PM
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Sno.
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It's true.
Nov 23 2012 2:45PM
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.frenchy
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You know you can quote me...


bitch
Nov 23 2012 3:06PM
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FerrisBueller
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this
Nov 23 2012 3:14PM
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Puns
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I will direct you to my facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/events/176743431129/?fref=ts
Nov 23 2012 3:18PM
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.AR6rider.
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Frenchy calling someone else a bitch...

LOL
Nov 23 2012 3:18PM
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Puns
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http://www.facebook.com/events/176743431129/?fref=tsÂ
Nov 23 2012 3:18PM
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Spinoza
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Yeah THAT'S why the world isn't ending... lol
Nov 23 2012 3:23PM
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