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Just bought $251.49 Worth of twinkies!

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theabortionator
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Yeah that's expensive as fuck, but it's cheaper than most people are buying them for. Would rather buy them now and have them than crave one in a couple weeks and not be able to get one.


I got 10 boxes for that btw. So it's not like I paid 50+ for them. And honestly in a couple weeks people will probably be paying hundreds for them. Figured they last forever so YOLO


That is all. At the mountain when I go down to the lodge for lunch, I'll be enjoying a nice golden twinkie, jealous yet?
Nov 17 2012 2:51PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Double purpose. Twinkies make alright dildos. Unless they break off. . .
Nov 17 2012 2:55PM
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Jblz
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1.save them for a few years
2.replace cream filling with your own cum
3. sell to everyone at inflated price
4.????????
5.profit?
6. who cares everyone just ate your cum
Nov 17 2012 2:55PM
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2_fadez
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congrats on spending $25 a box on twinkies.

people are fucking morons
Nov 17 2012 2:57PM
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HWW
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Hi.

What are twinkies?

Those things in OP's post look nasty.
Nov 17 2012 3:01PM
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J.D.
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This is insanely stupid. Dear everyone: just because Hostess goes under does not mean there will be no more twinkies. Another company - say, General Mills, which owns Betty Crocker - will buy the Hostess IP and continue making twinkies. That is how this shit works. If there is still value in a brand, someone will carry it on.
Nov 17 2012 3:03PM
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Rialb
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Boof one you won't

Also never had a Twinkie before /claim
Nov 17 2012 3:04PM
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DERS.
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congrats dude you are a complete fucking idiot.

twinkies are going no where. some other company will buy the recipie and twinkies along with the rest of the shit hostess makes will live on.
Nov 17 2012 3:05PM
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wynnyk
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ur a shitty troll.
Nov 17 2012 3:05PM
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roor
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Twinkies will not go back on sale untill they go on managed bankrupcy to get rid of the unions then get bought which could take a long time
Nov 17 2012 3:10PM
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heath
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Twinkies suck.
Nov 17 2012 3:12PM
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HamFaceGirl
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I never liked them. Don't really see why everyone is freaking out also. most likely someone will buy the recipe and become a billionaire
Nov 17 2012 3:16PM
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Bonzalo
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Yeah but they wont be the same as before, anyway I agree with you.
Nov 17 2012 3:19PM
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Jblz
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when a company buys a brand name food like that and they make it in a different factory with mostly the same ingredients, so they wont taste the same from here on out
Nov 17 2012 3:24PM
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philipc
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this is great for america
Nov 17 2012 3:35PM
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oakskier
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Dont lie. You look like you have had quite a few twinkies in your day
Nov 17 2012 3:37PM
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Bread_Fish
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I saw a guy walking down the street with like 10 boxes
Nov 17 2012 3:39PM
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Ali.
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I had my first ever twinkie today. I live in the UK so i went to some american food shop and bought a lone twinkie. It cost me £1.69 (about $3). SO WORTH IT.
Nov 17 2012 3:40PM
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DIX~
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 17 2012 3:40PM
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heath
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Cool. They suck.
Nov 17 2012 3:41PM
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Corin
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what are twinkies and why did you buy so many of them?
Nov 17 2012 3:41PM
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timmi
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I went out and bought a box for 3.50 yesterday. There was a stack of 15 boxes there.
Nov 17 2012 3:48PM
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GaryColeman
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did you pay $25 for the box of 10? or like a box of boxes haha
Nov 17 2012 3:58PM
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Spinoza
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OP's sig?

i hope so
Nov 17 2012 4:00PM
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t_rob
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I paid 2.99/box yesterday.
Nov 17 2012 4:14PM
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Chubz.
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generic twinkies though.
Nov 17 2012 4:16PM
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Willgum
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Personally, I preffered these:

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And those commercials in the 90's with the rhino thinking the jeep was a cupcake... aahhh classic
Nov 17 2012 4:22PM
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[~_~]
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I'm surprised by how many people actually believe the myth that Twinkies have a shelf life longer than a month.
Nov 17 2012 4:25PM
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cwillygood
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craving twinkie now
Nov 17 2012 4:32PM
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Sno.
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My husband and I thought we'd have a hostess friday night party and eat a bunch of hostess products until we felt sick. This morning we feel like shit and after checking ebay are regretting our decision. So I put our 7 remaining strawberry cupcakes and 7 zingers on ebay.
Nov 17 2012 4:40PM
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accualyisdolan
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Little Debbie prolly
Nov 17 2012 4:44PM
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MANDER
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I just bought $4 worth of twinkies! Me and my roommate ate them.

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Nov 17 2012 4:45PM
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chicken
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wtf is good about those things? I always knew twinkies were a stereotypical fat person food, but never really looked at what they were...

It looks like a stuffed doughnut to me...
Nov 17 2012 4:58PM
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roddy116
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save them for six months, sell them for 750
Nov 17 2012 5:09PM
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YoungWookiee
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twinkies arnt even good you trendwhore
Nov 17 2012 5:14PM
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roddy116
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my mommy never packed twinkies in my lunch :(
Nov 17 2012 5:45PM
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theabortionator
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Ouch bro. I feel your pain. One of the saddest things I've ever read.
Nov 17 2012 5:46PM
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roddy116
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im sad now
Nov 17 2012 5:47PM
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Puzzled
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Nov 17 2012 6:10PM
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2_fadez
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+1
Nov 17 2012 6:20PM
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TheClap.
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well worth it
Nov 17 2012 6:22PM
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Malcolm
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I've never eaten a twinkie. There's no way I can start eating them now
Nov 17 2012 6:25PM
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Chunter
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Can't believe you passed up on this bargin.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hostess-Twinkies-Cream-Filled-Snack-Cakes-1-individually-wrapped-twinkie-/170944405281?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27cd149f21
Nov 17 2012 6:32PM
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Pitolairas
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I got some on the fridge and I'm from Argentina. Lucky?
Nov 17 2012 6:37PM
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crab_pretzel
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same :( can i cry on your shoulder?
Nov 17 2012 6:42PM
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theabortionator
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That's hurts me deep bro. I was trying sooo hard.
Nov 17 2012 6:48PM
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WillStart
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this. twinkies don't actually stay good very long. just because they're the epitome of junk food doesn't mean they last forever.



not to mention, i think twinkies are a pretty meh snack choice. i hate that airy frosting in the middle
Nov 17 2012 6:55PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Nov 17 2012 7:04PM
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Skiingsnow
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please be troll? You cant possibly have been that fucking stupid?
Nov 17 2012 7:07PM
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accualyisdolan
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You rustled?
Nov 17 2012 7:09PM
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Flacko
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this, i just bought some from my local qfc for this price today
Nov 17 2012 8:05PM
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