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Sex Stories, Awkward Sex Moments, ect.

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Urban.
Posts: 655 - Karma: 261
Since my other thread "Most Favored Sex Position" is off to a hit why not post this... GO NS!!!
Nov 16 2012 6:10PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
one time OP was sucking my cock then I felt teeth so I reached for my 9 and popped his bitch ass
Nov 16 2012 6:11PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
oh, gee, maybe because threads like this have been posted hundreds of times before?
Nov 16 2012 6:13PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
i was fucking this fat ugly bitch and she shat all over me
Nov 16 2012 6:20PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Girl with psoriasis...
Nov 16 2012 6:20PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
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Why not!!!
Nov 16 2012 6:26PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
OP has made a least 10 sex related threads...
Nov 16 2012 6:27PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Dont get cocky
Nov 16 2012 6:28PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
hahahahahah greatest first post
Nov 16 2012 6:46PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Still makes you gay
Nov 16 2012 6:49PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
you shouldn't be so hard on him
Nov 16 2012 6:57PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
mouths don't have genders. or assholes.
Nov 16 2012 6:57PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Here's a sex joke: how do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Nov 16 2012 6:58PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
No I'm pretty sure my mouth has an asshole
Nov 16 2012 7:01PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
call me
Nov 16 2012 7:03PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Cousins teeth?
Nov 16 2012 7:05PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
human centipede much?
Nov 16 2012 7:11PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
I was fucking this girl who just had a nose job done for her HS graduation. i reached over her face to flip her and a accidently hit her in the face it wasn't hard, more of a harsh tap. anyway this bitch is squirting blood, so i left and apparently i find out from her friend the next day i rebroke her nose yaaaa for me.
Nov 16 2012 7:26PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Maybe. I mean this is crazy
Nov 16 2012 7:26PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
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Nov 16 2012 7:28PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
man one time i was having so much sex that i got tired and couldnt have sex with so many girls like beyonce and stuf
Nov 16 2012 7:32PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
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Nov 16 2012 7:35PM
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Candyman.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 87
Kick his sister in the chin.
Nov 16 2012 7:37PM
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theabortionator
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Why not!!!
Nov 16 2012 7:38PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Inb4 OP is actually a virgin
Nov 16 2012 7:39PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,386
Im guessing with the fact that OP is 12, this is the case.

What would his mom say if she knew the filth her precious little boy was posting on the intrawebs. Satan has a grasp on you OP. I think we all just hope you see the light before it's too late.
Nov 16 2012 7:41PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
inb4 OP ever had sex*

otherwise i think youre saying you posted b4 OP was born.

of course you could have said 'inb4 "OP is actually a virgin"'. that would have worked




Nov 16 2012 7:42PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
The things you say sometimes, make me lol
Nov 16 2012 8:19PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Lol wut
Nov 16 2012 8:31PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
spinoza spittin knowledge
Nov 16 2012 8:37PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Chuch.
Nov 16 2012 8:58PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
got a bloody nose when a girl threw her head back and nailed be in the face...finihsed in the shower.

put a huge dent in the drywall while fucking a girl up against said wall.

had a girl "make" me fuck her while she was puking in a trash bag.


Had a roommate who choked a girl unconscious(she asked to be choked, and didnt tap). he comes running out of his room, condom still on screaming he thinks he killed her hahahahaha. She was fine.

Nov 16 2012 11:04PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Well, the first time I was fucking this girl we had been going at if for a while when all of a sudden... she just queefed. I didn't even finish cause my boner just died. It was ridiculous. Another time with the same girl we were raggin, and my mom knocks on the door. "Can I come in?" "Uhh... not a good time ma". She got mad, told her we were just kissing and she had her shirt off. Good save, but needless to say I no lunger fuck at my house.
Nov 16 2012 11:15PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
You are definitely 15 years old.
Nov 16 2012 11:52PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
*17. His fb link says so haha
Nov 16 2012 11:55PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
I know girls in hs who's FB says they were born 89, but really that post was from a 15 year old "a queef killed my boner."
Nov 16 2012 11:59PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
this girl i used to hookup with was really tight so when i would pull out it would happen all the time.
pretty funny. its not nasty, just happens from all the pressure and dick sliding
Nov 17 2012 12:00AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
I agree. A much more mature person like you and I takes great pleasure in the occasional queef, especially during oral encounters
Nov 17 2012 12:14AM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
I swear man, it just got really awkward and it just died. Truly, I'm 18. I'm really not joking lol.
Nov 17 2012 12:15AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Here's my number
Accualy is Dolan
Nov 17 2012 12:26AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
then you don't have sex a lot or fuck really loose woman. they happen a lot especially when i do it doggy. /CLAIM?
Nov 17 2012 12:29AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Solid 17?
Nov 17 2012 12:29AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Jailbait
Nov 17 2012 1:34AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Only reason OP makes these threads is, he likes hearing about other people getting pussy because he can't get any himself.
Nov 17 2012 1:36AM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
My friend went back to a girls house, and were fucking with lube, said lube ran out so she went to get some more from a cupboard, in her drunken state she had brought shoe polish back without knowing it and put it on his dick, it was dark and he didn't notice his "blacked up" dick until it started burning. She turned the lights on with lube on her hands and got it all over the wall. He ran to the bathroom to washed it off.
Nov 17 2012 8:19AM
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MYANKLES
Posts: 64 - Karma: 32
A friend told me some girl used mayo as lube and over time it caused maggots to grow in her vag, pretty fucking disgusting.
Nov 17 2012 8:57AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
i hope that isn't true but either way thats raunchy.
Nov 17 2012 10:36AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
No
Nov 17 2012 10:37AM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
You can't grow maggots spontaneously
Nov 17 2012 10:41AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Unless you buy maggot seeds
Nov 17 2012 10:44AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
you know how i know that OP doesnt even lift?
Nov 17 2012 10:48AM
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