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Ibracadabra vs England : 4 - 2

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PlaygroundRapist
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First match in the new Swedish national stadium, Zlatan lobs in the 1-0, then England retaliates, 1-1 and then 1-2.

10 Minutes to, and Zlatan activated his godly powers and scored another three fucking goals including this one:



Best fucking striker ever.
Nov 14 2012 5:29PM
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pastysmasher
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england are getting worse and worse. hatin it

Nov 14 2012 5:38PM
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Deluge
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Hello,

No one cares about soccer.

-Merica
Nov 14 2012 5:49PM
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aloha.
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Can we talk about how unreal all of his goals were? for emphasis:

Ibra is an absolute beast
Nov 14 2012 5:54PM
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Corin
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Football usually fucking sucks, but apparently this was quite the game. Zlatan is the man.
Nov 14 2012 6:00PM
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pastysmasher
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apart from the rest of the world
Nov 14 2012 6:32PM
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Shukovski
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I like how he went to check if that one guy was okay after he scored that great goal, instead of celebrating he was worried about the guy who bumped into him.

The 4-2 was amazing, I couldn't contain my orgasm.
Nov 14 2012 6:33PM
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JDA
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There is only -Merica that doesn't care about Soccer, maybe because you aren't the best at it?
Nov 14 2012 6:52PM
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Broook
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Came here to post this.

Zlatans fourth was different class.
Nov 14 2012 7:21PM
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H8CH
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Joe Hart is the worst goal keeper England has ever produced... utter shit... shit for man city - super shit for England...

Ibra is fucking immense though - what a performance.

I tip my hat in your general direction.
Nov 14 2012 7:43PM
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bigbromskier
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It seems soccer's making quite a comeback in the US. MLS games are way more fun to watch and have far higher attendance than when I last watched several years ago. Maybe it's just the playoffs, but w/e
Nov 14 2012 7:51PM
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mistaT
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I wouldn't go quite as far to say Joe Hart has been the worst.

Robert Green?

Nov 14 2012 7:53PM
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Rez4frederick
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I dont agree. I think he is plenty solid keeper. Its impossible to play perfect in soccer
It looks like their Defense however, is utter shit. That goal is so fucking sick though. And for as stuck up as England is about how "great" they are at soccer, IBRA sure showed them what the fuck is up
Nov 14 2012 8:07PM
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Chunter
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do you even lift?

Ibri is out of this world, maybe Sweden can have a good international team for once. England on the other hand...lol.
Nov 14 2012 8:14PM
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