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How do I use this wax??

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Gr0mo
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ok pretty noob question, but seriously... I went to the local ski shop yesterday to get my punishers re-mounted and the dude tossed me a can of this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Swix-FX-Fluoro-Paste-70ml-/350420652692#vi-content
Nov 14 2012 2:00PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I usually pour it all over my naked body
Nov 14 2012 2:01PM
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Ali_Dibden
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Lube yourself up nicely before sliding the the mountain at speeds close to mach 3.
Nov 14 2012 2:06PM
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SirBooley
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i usually squeeze it in my asshole for uber fast and explosive shits
Nov 14 2012 2:08PM
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midwestpowhunter
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If u don't lube urself and ur skis with it u will break ur ankles for sure
Nov 14 2012 2:08PM
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anti_bunk
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I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say I think you're supposed to put it on your skis.
Nov 14 2012 2:11PM
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Ali_Dibden
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this.
Nov 14 2012 2:13PM
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LKS
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You should probe use it for whacking your pole
Nov 14 2012 3:21PM
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Huck_Norris
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Snowboard wax???  Was he making a statement about your sexuality?   
Nov 14 2012 3:23PM
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LKS
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*probs
Nov 14 2012 3:24PM
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andrewblackie
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I'm gonna go ahead and give you a straight answers -

Apply the wax with a rag or something, then use a hard bristle waxing brush (you don't need a proper one, any plastic brush will do) to work it into the ski.

Nov 14 2012 3:41PM
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RagingBuffalo
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You're supposed to wax bowling balls right?

Nov 14 2012 4:02PM
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Gr0mo
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finally some one with a real answer

The wax is pretty god damn solid... I'm not suposed to melt it or anything?
Nov 14 2012 4:35PM
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roddy116
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no
Nov 14 2012 4:37PM
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AlexFromTarget
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if its solid its dried up and sucks if not rub it on like the guy above said you dont really need a brush to rub it in
Nov 14 2012 5:00PM
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Gr0mo
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ok this is starting to make sense now. I saw video of a guy putting it on his skis on youtube and it was like paste... Mine is almost as hard a regular candle wax, just barley malleable. Now I know why the dude just threw me a tin.
Nov 14 2012 5:21PM
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andrewblackie
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It's not gonna the same consistency as hair wax, but if it's really too hard to get onto a rag stick it on a radiator or something for a while, that should soften it up. A little goes a long way, which is why you don't really need it to be that hard. A brush is a good idea though, because it will give it a more even finish, and if you have excess wax on the ski it's only going to slow you down.

My ex-racer knowledge comes in useful when it comes to ski prep! haha
Nov 14 2012 6:56PM
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HumanGenius
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loled. can we please be best friends now?

seriously though you rub a thin layer on the skis then scrape off the extra, and buff or polish it. really shitty wax. if you want rub on wax get a solid bar with a cork attached to it. rub, scrape, buff, ski.
Nov 14 2012 9:35PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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step 1: take wax

step 2: put wax in bowl

step3: but bowl in bong

step 4: inhale

step 5: ask yourself, " do i like penises?"

step 6: put wax on skis (jk jk jk)

step 7: profit







fuck im high
Nov 14 2012 9:40PM
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=Totally=
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Some ask how you do something and others reply saying "carefully".

I reply and say "Naked".
Nov 14 2012 9:45PM
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PaleCelery
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It's binding grease
Nov 14 2012 10:42PM
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daannnnieel
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fuck that, oil dome buddy.


Nov 14 2012 10:47PM
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