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Anyone know about court ordered drug/alc evaluations?

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iggs
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So i went to court the other day for a bullshit ticket me and 4 other friends got for having half a beer in the cupholder of a car and the retard judge makes us plead not guilty so now i have to go to court again AND go to a fucking drug and alcohol evaluation. I dont really drink so im not worried about that but im fucked for the drug test. does anyone know if you can fake these tests easily or do they make you pee right in front of them or some weird shit?

Nov 14 2012 1:21PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Fuck the police maaaaan they're just out to get me maaaaaan
Nov 14 2012 1:23PM
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Sno.
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lol. They make you empty your pockets and then you go into a bathroom with a cup and give them the cup. Some use another persons pee kept at the right temp in a place where they wouldn't know you have it (strapped to your thigh or something), some use products to clean up the piss-- urine luck...

Nov 14 2012 1:25PM
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Ryguy920
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It's a drug test, obviously it won't be a walk in the park to fake
Nov 14 2012 1:25PM
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iggs
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ya i planned on strapping a bag or something to my leg but youre positive they just let you go to the bathroom? im not gonna try it if they keep a close eye on you while you do it
Nov 14 2012 1:29PM
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theabortionator
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Everybody knows that if you have an open container and there's a cop behind you you drink that shit. At least hide it, dump in on somebody, whatever.


Basically you guys were being dumb and now they're fucking with you, that's how it works.

Boof 10 advil and keep a 1960 or older penny in your mouth for at least 3 hours before the test and you'll be fine.
Nov 14 2012 1:30PM
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Ryguy920
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When is the drug test? I'm just assuming that it's too soon for the trace to wear off naturally
Nov 14 2012 1:31PM
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Sno.
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yes, im positive that no one watches you piss.
Nov 14 2012 1:34PM
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iggs
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well i still have to  schedule it but my next court date is dec 11 and i dont want to out it off too long just because its a pain in the ass. i could try to get clean but if i can just fake it itd be a lot easier.

Nov 14 2012 1:36PM
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oil.
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whats that do?
Nov 14 2012 1:36PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Turns you into a raging cockmonster, you can't be stopped, so they drop the charges and let you go.
Nov 14 2012 1:37PM
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theabortionator
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It doesn't make you drug free but it keeps your piss from testing dirty.
Nov 14 2012 1:38PM
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GnarNinja
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Makes all of lifes problems disappear.
Nov 14 2012 1:40PM
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theabortionator
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I believe in the lifestyle. A lot of people I kind of consider weekend boofers. They do it with friends and parties or to try and rebel against the mainstream, but their lives are still immersed in the mainstream culture.


To me it's about going to that place where your soul is free. That's what boofing does for me. I like to use it with meditation for hiking and nature. Lots of solo adentures. That's another big difference between the real boofer and the person just trying to make a statement. They only boof when people are around to watch them.

I guess it's not all horrible as our culture has gained a lot of exposure the last few years. If you filter out the negatives we've had some people radically change their lives and center their bodies around boofing. It's great to see people cast away the clutters of society and become one with nature and other around them.


If you haven't tried it I highly recommend it.
Nov 14 2012 1:53PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you had an open container in the car and the judge is the retard? yeah, ok.

but, yes, unfortunately i've had to go through that bullshit as well. i've had it both ways - where they didn't watch you pee and where they did watch you pee. the nice thing is they just use those bullshit dip stick tests which are pretty easy to fool in comparison to a lab test which is damn near impossible to beat without legit clean urine. you could probably get away with drinking one of those detox drinks. they've worked for me many times on dip stick tests. good luck man.
Nov 14 2012 1:58PM
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Sno.
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wait..you have a month? just get clean, dood
Nov 14 2012 2:00PM
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theabortionator
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I wouldn't start with more than 2 pots. I posted a story on here at one point telling the tale of my first boofing experience with weeds. You can learn a lot from that about what not to do. It was a very scary experience. I'm just glad I'm ok.
Nov 14 2012 2:11PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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lol forever trying to convince kids to shove drugs up their ass
Nov 14 2012 2:14PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha pretty much what I came here to say. OP, you're an idiot.
Nov 14 2012 2:14PM
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proZach
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in connecticut you can have 1 less open containers per person in the car (so 3 people in the car, can have 2 open containers)
Nov 14 2012 2:40PM
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Darth.Maul
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My brother had to have random drug tests at any time for 6 months while he was on probation. Of course since he lost his drivers license, I had the wonderful privilege of driving him to the courthouse about once a week on average to piss in a cup.
Nov 14 2012 3:40PM
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Kirsakid
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Only solution pull the classic oil change.
Nov 14 2012 3:54PM
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Bodhisattva_
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You'll be clean in two weeks no matter what so just drink a ton of water, pop some niacin pills till your skin gets itchy, and march in there and piss like a man.
Nov 14 2012 4:15PM
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deleted5
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The key to any psychological test is to find out the answers they will be looking for. If you really aren't addicted to drugs or alcohol and just be honest, Yes I drink socially yes I smoke marijuana but I'm not an addict. If you really think you are addicted to these things done just literally Google interviews with Alex and give the exact opposite answer.
Nov 14 2012 4:17PM
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Broommasta
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If you do enough drugs itll overload the colour changer and because your peeing blood.
Nov 14 2012 4:18PM
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deleted5
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*Interviews with addicts
Nov 14 2012 4:19PM
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proZach
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hahahahah. forgot about newschoolers being 12. I think I've been on this site longer than some kids have been alive...

I hope you go to jail, you seem like an enormous dipshit
Nov 14 2012 4:22PM
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theabortionator
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BOOM

Roasted

Nov 14 2012 4:55PM
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