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Top 10 ways we injure our genitals...

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Huck_Norris
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Just a heads up.  I know you love your junk, so maybe if you're aware of the dangers you'll be that much safer while trimming your pubes during a bike ride, etc.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/11/the-top-ways-we-injure-our-genitals/265106/

Don't say I never did nothin' for ya. 

Nov 14 2012 11:03AM
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Stickity
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hahahah the examples are fucking hilarious
Nov 14 2012 11:09AM
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Huck_Norris
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^^

I was trying to imagine how a high heel could whip around and stab a girl in the pink lotus, then thought it better if I just don't haha. 

Nov 14 2012 11:18AM
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Stickity
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or how the guy managed to hammer himself in the crotch
Nov 14 2012 11:19AM
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ninthwardCAD
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very informative article, thanks for sharing OP
Nov 14 2012 11:24AM
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2_fadez
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I hate when my pubes get caught in my bike gears
Nov 14 2012 11:26AM
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theabortionator
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Lol. I thought I might have cut my dick/punctured my sack at all good last year. Was drunk trying to steel a stupid sign that was ziptied to a fence. Actually was shitty. Cut the ziptie toward myself and basically did a solid stabbing motion at my dick.

Ran to a porto potty and did damage control, everything was intact, and I got the sign.

#yolo
Nov 14 2012 11:30AM
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theabortionator
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VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.


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Good lord.




" the variety of things that can go wrong "when trying to jump or step over a chair."

^ That sucks when you're a little kid and your legs are short. Fuck that shit.
Nov 14 2012 11:34AM
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theBearJew
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I read that and cringed and I dont even have a vagina. Maybe cause I thought about a heel going into my ballsack? fuck that would be terrible. Girls dont kick a guy in the nuts with heels
Nov 14 2012 11:36AM
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El_Barto.
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seeing the zipper made me cringe.

In 8th grade my buddy had a birthday party and we all slept at his house. This one asshole kept saying he was gonna fuck up the first person to fall asleep. Well, he fell alseep first so jokes on him. Kyle zipped his dick up earlier that day and put a bandaid on it. We stuck that bandaid right in that sleeping fucks mouth. hahaha
Nov 14 2012 11:38AM
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Stickity
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or just don't kick us in the nuts at all thank you very much
Nov 14 2012 11:39AM
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theabortionator
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lol WUT
Nov 14 2012 11:48AM
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Huck_Norris
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That makes me think of all the times I was caught off guard turning in a chair in class and did not realize my balls were below the edge...  Scissor city.  Ouch. 
Nov 14 2012 11:49AM
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crab_pretzel
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he mustve been holding the nail steady with his dick
Nov 14 2012 12:06PM
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