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Satan lives in a toaster in Florida

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Lansfield
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And he makes damn good toast.
Nov 13 2012 3:22PM
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DUCKS
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Mom?
Nov 13 2012 3:52PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dad?
Nov 13 2012 3:52PM
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Cannaburner
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logic?
Nov 13 2012 3:55PM
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CheddarJack
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son?
Nov 13 2012 3:58PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Well Richard,
when all is said and done,
It makes good toast
Nov 13 2012 4:00PM
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theBearJew
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fire goes up, lolz were had.
Nov 13 2012 4:02PM
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Backyard.Skier
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lol satan lives
Nov 13 2012 4:06PM
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NotGhood
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onlyin florida
Nov 13 2012 4:10PM
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Rodigan
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Satan lives on 8 mile in Detroit, his earth name is Les and he owns a pawn shop. Fact.
Nov 13 2012 4:15PM
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theBearJew
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That video looks too old. Satan probably moved into the oven or dishwasher by now.
Nov 13 2012 4:15PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Wow ive been looking for you for years! Whyd you leace me at that baseball game?
Nov 13 2012 4:58PM
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Jeebus.
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inbred second cousin?
Nov 13 2012 4:59PM
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TheClap.
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10/10 would bang
Nov 13 2012 4:59PM
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Peach.
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What if he's in the microwave?
Nov 13 2012 5:00PM
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theBearJew
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Trying to make s'mores? Put marshmallow in the microwave... set for :20... Satan makes it 2:00. BOOM goes the marshmallow.
Nov 13 2012 5:07PM
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1337
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Loved the "ooooo heavens!" type reaction when the toast went up in flames
Nov 13 2012 5:09PM
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CheddarJack
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it's actually you??

shit...
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Nov 13 2012 6:20PM
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Lansfield
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Never ever microwave an egg. Ever
Nov 14 2012 8:53AM
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Bateman
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is she serious?
Nov 14 2012 8:59AM
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Round-Four
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florida is the new texas
Nov 14 2012 9:10AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Please dont go! Dont do this to me again!
Nov 14 2012 9:27AM
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errrka
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hahahahaha

the news anchor lost it
Nov 14 2012 11:41AM
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Benseleit
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I've never clicked on a thread so quickly in my life
Nov 14 2012 12:45PM
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theBearJew
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Ill bet if you become a donator I can name one thread that you might click faster...
Nov 14 2012 1:06PM
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ironic
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I now find that I am disappointed in my toast burning abilities.
Nov 14 2012 2:02PM
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