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Simon Dumont is a midget....excuse the faux pas,

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skiminnesota
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little person.


srsly, how am i supposed to pay attention to the add when you have Lindsay Vonn seated next to Simon?

Nov 11 2012 8:07PM
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CheddarJack
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all that for a new ski?
Nov 11 2012 8:14PM
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corona
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I liked it
Nov 11 2012 8:18PM
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Amadeus.
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wtf was that. i dont get it.
Nov 11 2012 8:20PM
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danderson.
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"Rock, really?"

No, Simon, he was kidding.
Nov 11 2012 8:20PM
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bnewbs6
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Hahaha +k
Nov 11 2012 8:24PM
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CheddarJack
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oh I did too, it was clever
Nov 11 2012 8:25PM
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DERS.
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lololol.


god that chick who was sleeping in the back was fine..
Nov 11 2012 8:33PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Damn simons starting to look a little aged.
Nov 11 2012 8:37PM
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kstanz
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haha I actually thought that was pretty good. a little awkward though
Nov 11 2012 8:44PM
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tiger-woods
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he is addicted to pain killers
Nov 11 2012 8:47PM
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a_burger
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this reminds of a thread a few years ago where someone tried posing as Dumont until everyone called him out because he was way too tall lol
Nov 11 2012 8:48PM
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Bogs
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yeeeee bode. so good he doesn't need face time.
Nov 11 2012 8:51PM
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steezywannabeezy
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Will this ski make me sandwiches?
Nov 11 2012 8:59PM
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percs
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Gosh Simon complains about everything, that baby.
Nov 11 2012 9:26PM
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3mania
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Making fun of someone's height, which they have no control over, makes you a trolley little prick in my book.
Nov 11 2012 9:32PM
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Juicy-J
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Nov 11 2012 9:46PM
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bleevus
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haHA!
lindsey vonn is sexy.
Nov 11 2012 9:52PM
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Holte
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Bode really wasn't missing out on anything.
Nov 11 2012 9:55PM
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p-fo
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Well, that was awkward as hell. At least Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso are hot.
Nov 11 2012 10:02PM
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cheener12
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Nov 11 2012 10:03PM
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skiminnesota
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ok


it has more to do with what a douche dumont seems like than anything else
Nov 11 2012 10:05PM
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jamesnunya
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I think its funny that dudemont has to play a role and does even tho he doesn't like it , that is some fake ass shit, bitchmade, take your money and go, thanks for the revolution the industry will easily forget you, FUCK YOU
Nov 11 2012 10:09PM
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edai
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hes talking about jon obviously...
Nov 11 2012 10:11PM
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t_rob
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What a sweet ad for a ski that none of them will ever ski.
Nov 11 2012 10:26PM
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blindside
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Well that was painfully contrived.
Nov 11 2012 10:28PM
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doGelyst
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lindsey vonn and julia mancuso in the same car..........sorry I didnt even notice simon.
Nov 11 2012 10:52PM
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Malcolm
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He should have hacked at the tires with the ski.
Nov 11 2012 11:24PM
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Lucas
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I vant to vuk vat vady
Nov 11 2012 11:51PM
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Peach.
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They could have benefited from a drama class or two in high school.
Nov 12 2012 12:25AM
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sneaky_pete
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you are an asshole.
Nov 12 2012 12:33AM
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DUKES
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Napoleon Complex = Simon
Nov 12 2012 12:36AM
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DERS.
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...i mean come on who wouldnt.
Nov 12 2012 12:39AM
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B.Aussie
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I thought it was funny.
Nov 12 2012 6:01AM
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Skiingsnow
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hahaha, that was good, i wish there were more ads like this
Nov 12 2012 6:09AM
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Ali_Dibden
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Good ad, should see more like this.
Nov 12 2012 9:57AM
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K-Thomas
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I feel like McConkey would be rolling in his grave. That's straight out of the Machete playbook haha.
Nov 12 2012 10:59AM
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CrotchKiller
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Good thing they are pro skier not actors, that was painful
Nov 12 2012 11:18AM
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Bread_Fish
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Lindsey Vonn is hot

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Nov 12 2012 11:37AM
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Drail
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There's a joke in there somewhere. Anyone got any ideas?
Nov 12 2012 12:17PM
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Ryanvdonk
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bode traded the skis for his bar tab
Nov 12 2012 12:31PM
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disastertourism
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I'm so glad they made sure we got to see that they're drinking redbull.
Nov 12 2012 12:39PM
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ButteredToast.
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Wat.

How has no one quoted this yet
Nov 12 2012 1:05PM
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ButteredToast.
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Nov 12 2012 1:07PM
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KLovelace
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is this a head ad or a redbull ad? wasn't exactly clear until the last few seconds.



Nov 12 2012 1:41PM
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Gr0mo
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^^probably 3 ft tall
Nov 12 2012 1:41PM
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Gr0mo
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^^probably 3 ft tall
Nov 12 2012 1:41PM
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byrne
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you know he got so hard when she said "bring it on big boy"
Nov 12 2012 2:36PM
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Juicy-J
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i know i did
Nov 12 2012 2:45PM
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3mania
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Nice double post newb. I thought we were gonna cut back on. 12 y.o. shit talking, bit I guess that plan is a fail.
Nov 12 2012 2:52PM
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Jaggy_Snake
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This. So much.
Nov 12 2012 2:57PM
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