these are LIMITED EDITION Electric EG1S goggles. thats right, limited edition. you cannot find these fuckers in any old ski shop because they are so god damn exclusive that Electric decided poor people arent allowed to have them. BUT NOW YOU CAN! these goggles, which increase your odds of getting laid by 85%, can be yours for just 60 dollars! thats the same price as an eighth of wacky-tobaccy or 60 candy bars! these goggles are 100% not fucked with. that means no scratches, smudges, rough edges, rusty parts, bullet holes, or excretion stains. as you can see in the photographs i have graciously taken the time to provide you with, the LIMITED EDITION sticker is still in place. i have the box as well but ive started using it as a stash spot, so if you really want it just know it might smell like a skunk or something. they come with the original sock.
dont be just another fuck-ass who thinks you look gangster in your oakleys, be a man and buy some hardcore limited edition merchandise.
oh, whats that? youre too fucking lazy to read what i have just taken my time to write for you? well i guess you must be pretty busy trying to suck the balls of the entire canadian ski team, so thats fine, ill sum it up with some sparknotes for you.
Electric EG1S limited edition
$60 - negociable
you pay shipping
no damage whatsoever, only been tried on a couple of times, stickers in place, no tags
comes with sock, box is optional since its smelly
ill consider trades, but cash is king (via paypal)
if youre nice to me ill throw in a rebel alliance die-cut
