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Best Chair Lift Insult

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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Some guys screamed at me " i had fun fucking your mom last night " so i screamed back " ha jokes on you bitch i have 2 dads "
Nov 5 2012 12:12AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Nice
Nov 22 2012 8:12PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
"YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD!"
Nov 22 2012 8:14PM
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casey.clement
Posts: 208 - Karma: 596
I want to do that now.
Nov 22 2012 8:47PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
"hey where'd you get that?"

probably been posted already but idgaf , its hilarious because everyone assumes you are talking to them and nobody knows what youre talking about. following it up with "yeah that!" adds confusion
Nov 22 2012 8:53PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Agreed. Nothing gets under peoples skin like this.
Nov 22 2012 9:01PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
Pretty much when some thugbum guy is sitting on the chair next to me with his music blasting I pretend to rap along to it but only with the words nigga and weed sack
Nov 22 2012 9:37PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
tru rap words
Nov 22 2012 9:38PM
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pussy_puncher
Posts: 194 - Karma: 69
I love you
Nov 23 2012 1:04AM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
you sir are my hero because that is a fucking HILARIOUS joke!
Nov 23 2012 1:09AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
<3
Nov 24 2012 7:20PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
I used to think it was really funny to yell "loook out!! asphalt!!!" from the lift when I saw people awkwardly jumping off of things... I don't really know what I was going for there though. and no one else seemed to think it was that funny. so now I just sit peacefully or sing 'roll out' to myself.
Nov 24 2012 7:46PM
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Alex.W
Posts: 528 - Karma: 22
"Fucking anal pirate fags"

"Fucking kooks"


^Lords of Dogtown insults trump all.^
Nov 24 2012 8:33PM
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ChungBol
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 34
I fucked your dad

My dad would fuck up your dad
Nov 24 2012 8:35PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Gay?
Nov 24 2012 9:47PM
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teleRADo
Posts: 357 - Karma: 36
when i see park rats afterbanging in place or ollieing in the lift line or like doing presses in weird places i always ask if they are pros. pretty much any time i can tell someone is doing something to look cool i ask if they are sponsored. I try to sound really sincere to get the best reaction
Nov 24 2012 10:38PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
I'll ride dolphins for bitcoins...





But life gave me the lemons.
Nov 24 2012 11:19PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Top drawer, top drawer
Nov 25 2012 12:09AM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
then ask for a autograph
Nov 25 2012 3:10AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
I mean it can be pretty fun to flex the ol skis while waiting in line
Nov 25 2012 3:17AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i scream at people

"HEY!! HEY YOU! YEAH! YOU! RIGHT THERE! HEY!"

then when they look at you all like

"me!?"

i go

"NNNOOOTTTTTT YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!"

also instead of talking about being sponsored by big name companies and shit, i lie to people on the lift and tell them i ride for, like, the shitty grocery store chain in town or the gas station up the street.

"yeah at first riding for shur fine was kinda weird cause, like, i dont get any gear, but i get all the fish sticks and domestic beer i want!"


also if someone starts to insult/pick a fight with you, (this goes for your local hill or anywhere really) i always throw out insults/talk shit in ways that dont really make any logical sense.

ill be like

"YOURE NOT REALLY AS CUTE AS I THINK YOU ARE BITCH!!"

or

"IVE FUCKED GUYS HALF YOUR SIZE FAGGOT!"



sometimes i just flash my dick off the chair IDK.
Nov 25 2012 9:49AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
You flash your dick at others?
Nov 25 2012 6:07PM
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StayHyphy
Posts: 31 - Karma: 20

bahahahahhaahahahahaa

Nov 25 2012 7:40PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Only fags can say fag, fag
Nov 27 2012 4:44PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Poor boy....
Nov 28 2012 8:23PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
"HOLD ON HONEY BOO BOO"
Dec 4 2012 7:07PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
there are a bunch of snowboarders who yell do a front flip every time they see skiers in the park, so when they yell it at me i do front flips. fuck them
Dec 5 2012 1:38AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Winning
Dec 5 2012 1:37PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
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Dec 6 2012 8:59PM
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COCKTOMUS_PRIME
Posts: 385 - Karma: 22
Quality thread laser pointers and those snapper things work good too
Dec 7 2012 1:53AM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
This one is pure gold.
Dec 7 2012 3:12AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
my favorite is beaking other skiiers

nice skis fag

LOL you got 2 dicks strapped to your feet

i remember when i used to ski
Dec 7 2012 3:15AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
It's hilarious just to creep the fuck out of people. Like if someone is talking shit, just yell back "Hey! I'll give you the worst blowjob of your life!"
Dec 7 2012 3:39AM
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direwolf
Posts: 46 - Karma: 50
friend did that too
Dec 9 2012 11:59AM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
you suck you chodd licker (ps all three definition can be relevant http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chodd)
Dec 9 2012 12:16PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
when passing by racers: "I can't believe you race! I'm so much better than you" GNAR
Dec 9 2012 12:22PM
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bigRED.
Posts: 93 - Karma: 93
hahahahh i do that allllll the time..specially to ski patrol
Dec 9 2012 12:23PM
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bigRED.
Posts: 93 - Karma: 93
hahhahahhah
Dec 9 2012 12:27PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
You guys are way to direct. You have to wait until they're in front of you in the lift line, turn to your friends, and talk shit and laugh about them just loud enough for them to hear, while pretending like you're trying to whisper because they're in front of you. It gets people so pissed off haha.
Dec 9 2012 12:29PM
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bigRED.
Posts: 93 - Karma: 93
i think the problem here is that you ski at jiminey,,,go to bnut ;)
Dec 9 2012 12:37PM
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jalty03
Posts: 61 - Karma: 37
what you say to a more portly racer chick in a gs suit
point at her stomache and yell "yeah, they're called sit ups"


Dec 9 2012 12:58PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
This. This. This.

Gets to people so much more than just being shouted at.
Dec 10 2012 1:10PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
You know this is a skiing website...
Dec 10 2012 10:20PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
You know this is a ski site right? Moron.
Dec 10 2012 11:06PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
I like this
Dec 10 2012 11:41PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
There's a squirrel on the back of your ski. You dropped your pocket. Your left ski is going forward. Works every time.
Dec 11 2012 12:22AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
What about, "Hey, watch out for that parked car in front of you!"
Dec 12 2012 5:15PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
That's the point... They look at u like wtf also yelling I hate snowboarders in the line or lodge gets u more than a few dirty looks
Dec 12 2012 5:40PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Classy.
Dec 12 2012 6:18PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Works every time.
Dec 12 2012 6:19PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
;)
Dec 14 2012 11:58PM
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