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Myth Busters: NS Edition

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RubberSoul
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Weigh in with your experience and see if we can decide whether the following "myth" seems to be true:

If she smokes, she pokes

DO girls who smoke put out more commonly? Have you ever met a girl who smoked but wasnt DTF?
Nov 3 2012 3:37PM
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Amadeus.
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Yes.
Nov 3 2012 3:40PM
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act.resist
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That's actually a really good question, I'm trying to think back on all the girls I know who smoke and I can't really think of one that wouldn't put out. I mean there's one, but shes not really a "smoker" she just has the occasional cig
Nov 3 2012 3:40PM
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TZA.
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better question , can you switch kang flip ?
Nov 3 2012 3:42PM
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PJS.
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These are the questions that keep us awake at night. But yeah, in my (negligible) experience and observations this is generally true.
Nov 3 2012 3:44PM
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corona
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Will a girl get pregnant from peeing in her buttocks?
Nov 3 2012 3:45PM
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Puns
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Or does someone who will poke happen to smoke? Whoa.
Nov 3 2012 4:00PM
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act.resist
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Only if said pee is directed toward her prostate.
Nov 3 2012 4:36PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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I think some people should film field tests and report back their findings.

Can you smoke your self sober?
Nov 3 2012 4:38PM
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Anathema
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girls who have a bad gag reflex can actually train themselves to not choke when they're trying to deepthroat. myth?

i've always wondered if your gag reflex actually got significantly better with practice or if you are just straight up born to suck dick.
Nov 3 2012 4:44PM
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Bogs
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definitely true. it's terrible to say, but bulimic girls give by far the best head
Nov 3 2012 7:04PM
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2_fadez
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tha fuck kind of girls do you hang with
Nov 3 2012 7:10PM
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rzarector
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no
Nov 3 2012 7:12PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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I still think we need a full consensus form a group of 5 or more people to determine the answer. I personally don't think you can smoke your self sober, and never have; my friend always insists you can. To me smoking your self sober makes no sense what so ever. I have been with kids that have massive tollerances and green out hard from oil hit after oil hit.

 
Nov 3 2012 9:56PM
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Juicy-J
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can you find chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Nov 3 2012 9:58PM
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tdollo
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is it possible to switch 9 chads?
Nov 3 2012 9:58PM
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NotGhood
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define possible
Nov 3 2012 10:29PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Those kids were massive cock wrinkles.

I hope to god that isn't you and your friends.
Nov 3 2012 10:30PM
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theabortionator
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If I have a threesome with 2 fives, can I tell my friends I banged a 10?
Nov 3 2012 10:42PM
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steezbox
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Dude, it isn't additive, its exponential: (5)^2
Nov 3 2012 10:50PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Smoking has nothing to do with sexual preferences and tendencies.

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Nov 3 2012 10:51PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Haha no. Just some kids that are friends with my brothers. They are complete idiots.
Nov 3 2012 10:53PM
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k-fred
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this
Nov 3 2012 11:02PM
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theabortionator
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I drank myself sober once. Saw a cop coming up behind me, I was shitfaced. Started chugging the rest of the vodka. Tasted like shit but it was worth it. Blew a .00
Nov 3 2012 11:07PM
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.tomskis
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hahahah aww shit there is something so wrong yet so funny about this
Nov 3 2012 11:24PM
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YouAllSuck
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no, but it is possible to dub 10 chads gap
Nov 3 2012 11:29PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Haha, I'm going to guess you didn't blow hard enough? Either way I am talking about ganja. Tomorrow I will smoke as much oil as I can to see if I can get my self to become sober. Time to prove my friends you can't become sober after smoke x amount.
Nov 3 2012 11:44PM
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act.resist
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i think your meters broken
Nov 4 2012 12:05AM
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2_fadez
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no, I just think you're stupid
Nov 4 2012 12:06AM
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theabortionator
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Bro, I'm not gay.
Nov 4 2012 12:07AM
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act.resist
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Nov 4 2012 12:12AM
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Jeebus.
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my ex gf used to tell me this all the time but I'm skeptical, Does cum really cure acne?? maybe some pink names know the answer to this.
Nov 4 2012 12:18AM
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RubberSoul
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your gf was interested in telling you that jizz was good for faces? that's great
Nov 4 2012 1:17AM
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B.Aussie
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Yes
Nov 4 2012 2:48AM
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theabortionator
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You're a 20 in my book babe
Nov 4 2012 3:42AM
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pmw
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havent seen you post so much mr soul of rubber, glad to see you are still striving for complete knowledge of this earth
i think the two are very indirectly related. a girl who likes to smoke generally likes to get fucked up>>>drink. a girl who drinks>>>>bad decisions (sorry pinknames not tryna generalize so hard but its true a lot). so i think its not a hugely bold statement to make but certainly not something you can go around applying to all ladies
Nov 4 2012 4:03AM
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theabortionator
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But you're less likely to be prude or be saving yourself for marriage. Those people tend not to smoke
Nov 4 2012 4:15AM
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AwR
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Idk guys I had a lot of pokes when Facebook started and none were smokers.
Nov 4 2012 8:30AM
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Crispy.
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Haha, golden.
Nov 4 2012 8:41AM
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SacZiplock
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Where do the white goes when snow melts?
Nov 4 2012 9:15AM
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*N_Wist*
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sig worthy
Nov 4 2012 10:08AM
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Dwight_Schrute
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Did Chads Gap get blown up by ski patrol?
Nov 4 2012 10:41AM
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Spinoza
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Are we taking about pot or cigarettes? Tre differencio
Nov 4 2012 10:46AM
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OssargYormada
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thinking the same thing
Nov 4 2012 11:26AM
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.AR6rider.
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Are you fucking stupid?
Nov 4 2012 11:36AM
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pmw
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Yes
Nov 4 2012 11:40AM
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spliff.Life
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Yes, For me i see the disassociation of my high like a parabolic curve.

As a daily smoker (medium, not a ton but also not too little) I have a bit of a tolerance with my cannabinoid receptors. As I get high, initially i feel out of myself, but as i keep smoking I gradually come to a "sober intoxication" point where my receptors are actually where they tend to normally be at, as a result a familiar state of mind attached to sobriety, making me feel 100% normal. After that point it turns back around and i start to get stoned, baked, whatever you wanna call it

Nov 4 2012 12:00PM
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midwestpowhunter
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can you get a mattress out of a pool without a crane?
is splice capable of making an edit?

i think both are worthy of testing
Nov 4 2012 12:23PM
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.AR6rider.
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After about 6-8 shots I feel buzzed, but after 15 I feel sober. My blood finds a happy equilibrium with alcohol that it equates to sobriety. Weird, huh?
Nov 4 2012 12:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 4 2012 12:57PM
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midwestpowhunter
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also is tanner really yelling when typing in caps?
is marsland really everywhere always?
Nov 4 2012 1:01PM
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