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What happened to jib life?

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C.A.V.
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so i just found out about this game and it looks dope but cant find any where to play it? lol shredsauce will do
Nov 1 2012 10:27PM
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Hi.Phi.
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just wait. Jib life will come soon. I promise
Nov 1 2012 10:29PM
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C.A.V.
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 1,644
it better i just found out about it and watched the video and it looked amazing!
Nov 1 2012 10:32PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
Jib Life is out but you have to donate to NS in order to play.
Nov 1 2012 10:32PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
yeah the breck park is so dope. I like the urban stuff they have. thank god i donated
Nov 1 2012 10:33PM
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roddy116
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i didnt donate but i got it in with the owner, so i got it already. im kinda lonely at nintendo park in whistler, come find me im wearing lethal descent bee pants and a saga enlisted grey vest.
Nov 1 2012 10:35PM
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selkirks
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this
Nov 1 2012 10:35PM
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TheMEXICAN
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so much fun i hear there adding chads gap and you get to play as ski patrol and blow it up
Nov 1 2012 10:38PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
god I love the freeworld multiplayer. so fucking amazing. the footage editor is the best, i think though. Did you see in the new update they added the new lvl 1 boots?
Nov 1 2012 10:42PM
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roddy116
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ya dude, i dont have enough cash though, but i hear that big bear is starting a war of the rails comp in about 15 minutes, so im gonna enter that.
Nov 1 2012 10:46PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Me too. This game, i tell ya, this game
Is going places
Nov 1 2012 11:48PM
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C.A.V.
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 1,644
WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS I WANNA PLAY SO BAD, ILL PAY!
Nov 2 2012 8:15AM
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Dhane
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fuck man. i must have missed the registration for that. guess i can sign up for rails 2 riches still. i gotta get my rail stats up/
Nov 2 2012 8:18AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
jib life is so beyond dead and beaten, that even trolling about trolling jib life has gotten old.

I'll be straight with ya...it doesn't exist. Never has, and most likely never will.
Nov 2 2012 8:25AM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
troll fail
Nov 2 2012 8:33AM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
yeaah just found the chads
Nov 2 2012 8:34AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
say what you want, but we were laughing at jib life for probably 4 years before you even joined NS.


It definitely seemed possible for awhile though...then they disappointed so bitterly.
Nov 2 2012 8:42AM
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Stose
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You have to donate and then it shows up in the games section
Nov 2 2012 9:30AM
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Puzzled
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Dude shut the fuck up
Nov 2 2012 9:39AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Hahaha nice try bro. Kid don't listen to this clown.
Nov 2 2012 9:51AM
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fujarome
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why? so you can all go on trying to continue a joke that was beaten to death in 2009?

I think it was the abortionator who made the epic jib life thread. That was probably the peak of jib life both as an actual game and a joke.
Nov 2 2012 10:29AM
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Puzzled
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Why don't you GTFO then?

You come out as that annoying dude who ruins a good joke with that "not funny, my mother actually is ..." line.
Nov 2 2012 11:00AM
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C.A.V.
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 1,644
Woah man breath
Nov 2 2012 11:26AM
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fujarome
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and you come off as being the annoying dude who tries to make a NOT joke 6 years after everyone else got sick of hearing them.


but now that I've ruined your little joke, you can all go back to enjoying your little circlejerk pretending that you're playing a fake game.
Nov 2 2012 12:15PM
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Phil-X-
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Im fuckin terrible at rails cause my internet sucks so badly. I was trying to enter a rail jam in custom multiplayer and it said that my regions were wrong or something, I guess theyre going to fix it with a patch that comes out with the next update, the one thats adding whistler blackcomb
Nov 2 2012 12:32PM
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jeb_b_vt
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 1,294
so if i donated $5 to NS i could play jib life?!?
Nov 2 2012 12:52PM
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Wallisch_pl
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link me pls
Nov 2 2012 12:55PM
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C.A.V.
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 1,644
That's what I'm saying,'we need a awnser!
Nov 2 2012 12:55PM
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Wallisch_pl
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nevermind, gonna go donate, but how do you get to it after donating
Nov 2 2012 12:59PM
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DaveM
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All jokes aside, is there an actual playable version if you donate to them?
Nov 2 2012 1:37PM
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cultrara
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Yeah, I still have my beta copy from back when ON3P and Saga was still on board.

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Nov 2 2012 9:13PM
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cultrara
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I don't know why I can't post pics any more: http://i.imgur.com/DQC01.jpg
Nov 2 2012 9:19PM
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jasontheredhead
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your seeming like the so called "12 year old" that bishop brought out in his thread and this is exactly what hes trying to fucking stop. if the op's asking a question, ANSWER THAT SHIT!!!! dont be a douche who just fucks with people who dont know the answer. jokes like this are so old, chads gap gap got blown the fuck up? I can find secrets in the level 1 calendar? if i get full tilts ill have magical powers? tommy walnuts?!!!

grow up, this is a skiing site, not a troll station
Nov 2 2012 9:26PM
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Splice.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: -192
I heard that Red Bull just sponsored it? HYPE HYPE HYPE, I went and saw the remains of chads today.
Nov 2 2012 9:58PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Really? Pull that dildo out of your ass and go talk to people IRL if you wanna have constructive conversations.
This is an internet forum, people come here to waste time and kick back with other fellow skiers/snowboarders. Don't take anything on the internet so seriously, ever.

*I realize this was quite contradictory, so here's the easy route

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Nov 2 2012 9:59PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
Because its the internet constructive conversations can't happen? Pull your head out of your ass, it's an internet forum and shit happens i get that, this is one of the only forum sites that I go on besides pink bike occasionally and this site kicks ass! its hilarious and I always get new jokes and learn about shit i never knew about before and i love being with people who are fellow skiers or boarders, but (believe it or not) sometimes people actually come here for questions and answers! so why not actually help them out instead of fucking with them?
Nov 2 2012 10:31PM
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Puzzled
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No, people don't feel like answering when http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jiblife and is the mother of all repost.

Why would I mess with the OP? Because I can.
I'll put efforts behind my posts when its actually worth it.
Nov 2 2012 10:39PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
whatever you say bro beans.... just letting you know what i think, have fun putting all your efforts into pointless trolls that you feel are "actually worth it"
Nov 2 2012 11:06PM
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C.A.V.
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 1,644
troll?
Nov 3 2012 6:29PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
ski patrol blew it up
Nov 3 2012 8:27PM
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keimel
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how much you have to donate
Nov 3 2012 8:43PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
pricing:
$5 - gets you breck (and CoC park), some urban, most of the clothing ways, limited multiplayer
$10 - All previous, gets you Whistler, more urban, all clothing ways
$15 - All previous, Keystone, all urban, custom skis (all skis), full multiplayer
$25 - All previous, mammoth, alaska, and jib life merch/gold version, where you updates first and limited edition swag
$50 - All previous, Innsbruck, custom parks/maps, body design, and custom style (coolest part imo)
Nov 3 2012 9:04PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
shut up, if this was true there would be 100+ videos on youtube, really just stop
Nov 4 2012 12:17AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
i helped program it, so i didnt have to donate.


add me on jiblife ID: NShorty
Nov 4 2012 12:34AM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
lol, get the fuck out of here kid
Nov 4 2012 1:00AM
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ILLinoisance
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OP, can you even double?
Nov 4 2012 1:02AM
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C.A.V.
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 1,644
Heard this doesn't exist it's all a troll
Nov 4 2012 12:09PM
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blindside
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Hyperlink isn't working: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jiblifegame/jib-life-early-launch and the NS write up: https://www.newschoolers.com/readnews/4948.0/Jib-Life-Is-Here!

Wasn't actually a troll -well in a way it still is- just another poorly executed concept.
Nov 4 2012 1:15PM
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roddy116
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i wanna hear them actually post something.
Nov 4 2012 2:34PM
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Wallisch_pl
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nice comeback other than having more proof, how about you go get a video of someone actaully playing it and stop being a douche bag
Nov 4 2012 3:28PM
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Caleb.E
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what i want to know is what happened to jibben 2
Nov 4 2012 3:36PM
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