Tell me a joke!

Jewschoolers

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any thread made by you

Oct 28 2012 9:34PM

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sklermang

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Oct 28 2012 9:34PM

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dragonlady

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OP, you're gay as shit.

Oct 28 2012 9:34PM

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Puns

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Why did you make this thread twice?

Because no one posted in the other one.

Oct 28 2012 9:35PM

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roddy116

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what did the baby get for his first birthday?

nothing

He was aborted

Oct 28 2012 9:36PM

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Giraffe

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What's sad about four black people driving off of a cliff?

That they were my friends

Oct 28 2012 9:37PM

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roddy116

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how did the boy drop his ice cream?

he was hit by a bus

Oct 28 2012 9:38PM

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Ski_Alot

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what was the girl doing in the park

being raped

Oct 28 2012 9:51PM

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Giraffe

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why did the boy fall off the swing?

Because he had no arms

Oct 28 2012 9:56PM

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Giraffe

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*knock knock*

Who's there?

Not the boy

Oct 28 2012 9:57PM

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slugworth

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: Why the long face?

The Horse says: My Wife is dying of terminal cancer

Oct 28 2012 9:58PM

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[hamnuts]

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Women's rights

Oct 28 2012 9:59PM

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roddy116

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why was sheniqua crying?

darrel was not the father.

Oct 28 2012 10:00PM

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JAHpow

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There were three guys. Two of them walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Oct 28 2012 10:01PM

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Rafiki

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wanna hear a joke about paper?

nevermind it's tearable

Oct 28 2012 10:05PM

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Giraffe

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How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family

Oct 28 2012 10:06PM

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blackmamba.

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"Mark Sanchez can't come from behind."

-Eva Longoria

Oct 28 2012 10:15PM

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blackmamba.

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"So what if Tim Tebow sucks"

-Jerry Sandusky

Oct 28 2012 10:20PM

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blackmamba.

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On the drive home from the game, Tony Romo attempted to pass, but was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Oct 28 2012 10:26PM

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theBearJew

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There's these three guys a spic, a guy and a black guy. They walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want."

So the Genie asks the Mexican what he wants, and he goes, "I want, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico.

And then he asks the black guy, "What do you want?" And he goes, "I want all my African brothers in America to be back in Africa and happy and everything." So, genie goes poof! And all the black guys in America are in Africa.

So the genie says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

Oct 28 2012 10:56PM

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Dragonite.

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Is this supposed to be funny?

Oct 28 2012 11:00PM

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GEORGEzimmerman

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whats long, black, and smelly

the unemployment line

Oct 28 2012 11:21PM

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squibble

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two deer walk out of a bar

one turns and says to the other:

"I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there"

Oct 28 2012 11:23PM

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~4EST_B_Skis~

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Oct 28 2012 11:28PM

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Poop_nugget

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no.

Oct 28 2012 11:42PM

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Bread_Fish

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What is red and smells like blue paint.

Red paint

Oct 29 2012 12:00AM

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youngdtay

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how do you get a clown off a swing hit him with an axehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oct 29 2012 12:14AM

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Giraffe

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

Oct 29 2012 12:14AM

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Giraffe

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We both are lawyers

Oct 29 2012 12:15AM

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yamahabdv

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

A pillow fight

Oct 29 2012 4:37AM

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ZeechMcHuck

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10/10 good sire

i lost my shit

Oct 29 2012 12:51PM

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bangarangmules

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lol, best in the thread.

Oct 29 2012 1:29PM

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Aidan-G

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Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are out camping. Sherlock wakes up in the middle of the night, wakes up Watson, and says to him:
"When you look up and see the stars right now, what does it mean to you Watson?"

Watson says, "Well it means to me that this world is so vast that we can't possibly understand everything there is out there. What does it mean to you Sherlock?"

Sherlock says, "To me it means that someone has stolen our tent"

Oct 29 2012 1:39PM

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.Hugo.

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LOL these are all $$$$$

Oct 29 2012 1:49PM

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Aidan-G

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Skeleteon walks into a bar and says "give me a beer and a mop"

Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve particles that go faster then the speed of light." A neutrino walks into a bar

Two pieces of rope walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve pieces of rope." They start to leave and then one says, "That ain't right." So they sit back down and order two beers. The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve pieces of rope." So they start to leave again until one says, "This still ain't right. We're staying." They order two beers but the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve pieces of rope." So they get up and leave. Once outside, one of the ropes says, "hold on. I have an idea." So they rip their ends and tie themselves together. They go back in and order two beers. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you guys pieces of rope?" They reply, "Sorry we're afraid not (a frayed knot)."

One more. The timing on this joke works better if you read it fast.

Three native american children are sitting around with their mom when the first one asks, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?" The mom replies, "Because when you were born a leaf landed on your head." Second child asks, "Mom why am I named Snowflake?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a snowflake landed on your head." The third kid says, "hehrehauhehauhrau" and the mom says, "Shut up Brick."

Oct 29 2012 1:59PM

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