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funny bumper stickers

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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
'don't drink and park, accidents cause people'


'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
Jun 20 2002 3:57AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
www.sex@myplace.cum.now (that is my friend's fave)
also: Don't laugh, you're daughter may be inside
Or: Lost your cat? Look under my tyres
* Caution- signature under construction *
Jun 20 2002 5:07AM
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Kima29
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Sex Instructor,First lesson free
Jun 20 2002 7:29AM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
accidnets in the front seat cause death...accidents in the back seat cause birth.



remember yesterday.live for today.plan for tommorrow.
-686 enterprises

Jun 20 2002 7:34AM
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maxcox9
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
dammit sarah, that daughter thing was mine!


~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I like the beat and the size does matter
I like the bass when it's big and phatter
I'm on the floor and there's nothing better
I like the beat and the size does matter

Jun 20 2002 8:04AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
if you can read this your too fucking close to me

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
Jun 20 2002 9:16AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
'I'd rather be driving a Titleist'

'How's my driving? Call: 1-800-EAT-SHIT'
|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'
-five0
Jun 20 2002 10:13AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
'Everyone is entitled to my opinion.'

'I'd rather be riding you than my chevy.'

'Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.. Can't sleep clowns..'


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 20 2002 12:55PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
...hahaha...

I don't have any good ones, but maxcoz, that daughter one was Jeremy Nobis'.

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
Jun 20 2002 1:48PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
my son beat up your honour role kid


Jodi...'Why don't you close your eyes when you kiss me anymore?'
Doug...'Cause I like looking at myself in your sunglasses.'
Jun 20 2002 1:49PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
Join the Army.
Travel to exotic places,
meet interesting people,
and the kill them!

this was a real one i saw in Marc's parking lot

Jun 20 2002 4:47PM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
keep honken, im reloaden


|d|e|n|i|S|
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Jun 20 2002 5:17PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
'im drunk'

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
Jun 20 2002 5:28PM
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Casey
Posts: 7784 - Karma: 23,461
My other ride is your mom.
Jun 20 2002 5:44PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Man thats a good one.
uhh 'I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head up my ass'
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Be Excellent to Eachother, Peace.
Jun 20 2002 5:50PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
JESUS IS COMING everyone look busy.

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jun 20 2002 7:23PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
Wild salmon don't do drugs.


I'll go take a picture of it. and try to post it...

it's funny...



... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'
-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)
is just soemthing tanner Hall made up
THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
Jun 20 2002 7:38PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'get away from my car bitch'
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 20 2002 8:12PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ooops forgot 'prostitutes welcome'
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 20 2002 8:15PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

I want a REALLY HOT boy toy!! :-P
Jun 20 2002 8:47PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
LOL, my other ride is your mom, thats gold

so many pedestrians, so little time..
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 20 2002 8:53PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
Horn broke, watch for finger.


'Thanks to you I am able to maintain my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.' -Principal Skinner
Jun 20 2002 11:09PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
thumb?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 20 2002 11:23PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
bad cop, no doughnut.
-Pat
Jun 21 2002 7:19AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
damnit casey, thats the sticker on my truck

and another good one is: my Karma ran over your Dogma

and the back of a bikers shirt: If you can read this, I threw the bitch off'





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes's dad

'I like little boys' - Phrosty
Jun 21 2002 2:09PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
if you are against abortions, dont have one




'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Jun 21 2002 2:20PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
Mean people suck.


'Thanks to you I am able to maintain my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.' -Principal Skinner
Jun 21 2002 3:41PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
BUMPER STICKERS ARE TACKY AND GAY, ANYONE HOW PUTS THEM ON THIER CAR OBVIOUSLY HAD NO STYLE...
Jun 21 2002 4:22PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'theres no one in my trunk'
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 4:30PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
'Do it in a van'
'Dont laugh mister your daughter may be in here'
'id rather rush a chevy than drive a ford'
'Fuck you'
'You think an education is expensive, try ignorence'
'Women come and go, a truck is something you can depend on'
'Vegatarion is a primal word for bad hunter'
~Kevin
Jun 21 2002 7:02PM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
I am uploading this for Life Jacket



'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
Jun 22 2002 1:37AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
sorry wrong one, but a I am Canadian bumper sticker would be pretty funny



'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
Jun 22 2002 1:39AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415



'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
Jun 22 2002 1:40AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
The bumper sticker is from the ghetto van that's stuck in my drive way.

when people walkk by it there like wft?

it's so ugly...
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Jun 22 2002 5:05PM
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skiierchick66
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
'STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED'
~Skinny Minnie~
Jun 22 2002 9:28PM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 31
'Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole'
Jun 22 2002 9:42PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
Placed upside-down on car: 'if you can read this, please help 'cause i flipped over'
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I prefer to be free
Jun 22 2002 9:47PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
'constipated people dont give a shit'
'my child id a honor roll student' (you gotta love those, cause the parents have nothing to brag about themselves so they have flaunt thier children.
'dont drive and drive you might spill your beer'
'i had sex with you daughter'
---Live for Today---
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Jun 22 2002 10:03PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
hahah sir jibsalot, that second one is sweet. i never thought about it like that hahaha


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Jun 22 2002 10:16PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
'guns dont kill people. I kill people.'

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
Jun 22 2002 11:08PM
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colingobig
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
my son's an honor student of the state corretional facility.
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
Jun 22 2002 11:25PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
''Next Time Wave ALL Your Fingers At Me!''


Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Tech
Parents: **Still worried**
Jun 23 2002 6:47PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
'My son knocked up your honor roll student!'
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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
Jun 24 2002 11:43AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
'I love cops!'
|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'
-five0
Jun 24 2002 12:09PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
'I may be slow...but at least my mom isn't my cousin.'




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh
Jun 24 2002 12:33PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
'Hi,I dont care, Thanks'


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Jun 25 2002 12:02AM
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EaStCoaSt11
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 118
FORMER FETUS ABOARD.

'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll when we were talking about how newschoolers is turning into a little mini society

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
Jun 25 2002 12:53AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
1. The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8. You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.
9. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
10. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
11. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
12. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
13. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
14. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
15. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
16. My kid had sex with your honour student.
17. Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.
18. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
19. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
20. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
21. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
22. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
23. God must love stupid people, he made so many.
24. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. IT IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
27. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
28. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
29. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
30. I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
31. Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
32. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
33. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
34. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
35. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
36. CAT - The Other White Meat!
37. Beer - The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon.
38. I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Ass*oles.
39. I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want?
40. Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later.
41. Welcome To shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out of Paddles.
42. If You Think I'm A B*tch, You should have met my mother.
43. I talk to myself when I need intelligent conversation.
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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
Jun 25 2002 3:52AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
damn...how could I forget the best bumpersticker ever!

'Don't Jeresy Vermont'
|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'
-five0
Jun 27 2002 10:50PM
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