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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Met the most attractive women today from europe and just moved to america. She speaks english really well bu has that amazing accent. Talked to her and she was wearing a drop cliffs not bombs hat and flipped an actual shit. Apparently she is a really really good ski racer who moved here recently. She even tried freeskiing and is the most beautiful creature and i wanna merry her.

Any of you met your dream girl??
Oct 25 2012 10:27PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
Blonde hair with an ASS
Oct 25 2012 10:28PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
pics are required
Oct 25 2012 10:29PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
My mother is the only female for me. <3
Oct 25 2012 10:29PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
lucky dude

Oct 25 2012 10:30PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
I banged her doe. Sorry.
Oct 25 2012 10:30PM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 14,901
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Oct 25 2012 10:31PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Am I the only guy who doesn't really want to date a skier? I mean, I like to have time to myself.
Oct 25 2012 10:37PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
kinzie kenner
Oct 25 2012 10:37PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
who dat?
Oct 25 2012 10:38PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Google her videos, she's talented...
Oct 25 2012 10:39PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I agree
Oct 25 2012 10:41PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
a babe
Oct 25 2012 10:41PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
One day I want to meet a girl with a real vagina. I'll never forget the day I was about to loose my virginity. It was valentines weekend. Her parents were gone for the night and she was home alone. I was 15 at the time, so I got a ride over to her house from my mom. We're on the couch watching Transporter 3 and we start to mess around. Making out quickly escalates. She tells me she's ready. I take my pants off and she takes her shirt off. I unhook her bra and then ask her if she's ready. She says yes. I start to slide off her jeans. I'm behind her, so I can't see the lump protruding from her panties. She takes them off and turns to me. That's when I see it. It wasn't even impressive. It was no more than 5 inches and it had a deformed head. I stagger back, agape. All of a sudden, spaghetti starts to spew relentlessly from the pockets of my jeans. She jumps on top of me, and whispers "I hope you're ready". I'm desperate to escape the situation. In a last ditch effort to evade anal penetrate, I leap to the spaghetti-spewing pants, receiving multiple facefulls of the hot wet pasta in the process. My iron grip was so tight, even Stalin would be impressed. At this point, the spaghetti is flying from my pockets at almost 600 mph. I turn y
Oct 25 2012 10:42PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
nice.  Maddy O'Reilly isn't mad either
Oct 25 2012 10:43PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Fuck. Continued: I then the pants to her and watch as we're propelled away from each other. We fly towards opposite sides of the room, and I see her crash against the wall, covered in spaghetti. I continue to fly back like a speeding bullet. I rip through the walls of the house and off into the night. As my spaghetti-pants finally tun out of pasta, I slowly coast through the misty night to my house, through my bedroom window and into bed, where I jerked myself to sleep. The end.
Oct 25 2012 10:46PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
planks is dope
Oct 25 2012 10:46PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
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Jenny from The League. She's like a bro, but hot and sexual and super chill. I want her more than a Kenyan wants a big mac.
Oct 25 2012 10:53PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I feel the same way
Oct 25 2012 10:55PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
repost.
Oct 25 2012 10:56PM
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r32kid
Posts: 109 - Karma: 145
Nice piece of erotica, Im aroused
Oct 25 2012 11:01PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
solid 7
Oct 25 2012 11:04PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Well you just have something in common. Its not just because its skiing. Plus you will be gone from her a lot while skiing
Oct 25 2012 11:06PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
Damn, had one, lost it.
Oct 25 2012 11:26PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
My reading comprehension sucks big time... Can anybody explain to me what the quote means?
Oct 25 2012 11:29PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Urban Dictionary Definition:


To get estremely excited, upset, or angry. Basically a more inappropriate way of saying "flipping out".
When my dad found out I scratched his car, he flipped a shit.

My girlfiend was flipping a shit yesterday when I came back late from work.

I heard Blink on the radio yesterday. I was flipping shits all over the place.
Oct 25 2012 11:38PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
+K for explaining OP. I use this all the time, the wording caught me of guard or something....
Oct 26 2012 12:13AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Luckily I already have my dream girl

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Oct 26 2012 12:23AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Dude, where are the pics?
Oct 26 2012 12:23AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
she pleases me. my dream girl is maude raymond tho
Oct 26 2012 2:24AM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
You're dating a teletubby?
Oct 26 2012 2:26AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
smart man

it would be dope if she could ski, but didn't like going that much, so she would ski like three days a season
Oct 26 2012 2:27AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
I have my dream girl /claim
Oct 26 2012 2:47AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
yo bitch aint gonna bronze up like that
Oct 26 2012 3:23AM
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act.resist
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Oct 26 2012 7:25AM
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disastertourism
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Obviously.


Or


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Oct 26 2012 7:42AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
last girl i had any form of a relationship with was from south aftica.
Oct 26 2012 7:48AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
last girl i banged was a prostitute.

i don't see why thats not awsome.
Oct 26 2012 8:15AM
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