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Man floating on mercury

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Ski-hobo
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mercury is so dense that if you could stick your arm into it, the presure at your hand would equal the same pressure as in 20 feet of water.







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Oct 24 2004 10:42PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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That is not healthy at all.



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Oct 24 2004 10:47PM
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skogio3030
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mercury water beds!
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Oct 24 2004 10:48PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, mecury is somewhat toxic. I think people over emphasize that today. But let me make it clear that he is floating ON it, like styraphoam on water





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Oct 24 2004 10:50PM
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tandan83
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that guy prolly didnt live too much longer





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Oct 24 2004 10:50PM
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Ski-hobo
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its not that toxic unless you eat it. People were able to buy mercury to play with.





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Oct 24 2004 10:59PM
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lanks
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the title freaked me out; i thought you were talking about the planet.



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Oct 24 2004 11:03PM
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tandan83
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that's what i thought too^






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Oct 24 2004 11:04PM
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cobalt
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ski-hobo, I think trace amounts can be absorbed through your skin.
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Oct 24 2004 11:30PM
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mercury is some weird shit. i love it when they show videos of it rolling around on the floor after its poured out of something.
Oct 24 2004 11:32PM
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that's some tight shit...I wanna mercury pool, would be rad




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Oct 24 2004 11:33PM
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sconniestyle
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i thought mercury was so dangerous that they discontinued mercury thermometers because of the small concentration of the substance, was that just high school science exaggeration? they also told us that it can kill you three ways; ingesting it, absorbing it through the skin, and breathing in vapors or something like that, is that false also? was my entire scholastic career a sham?



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Oct 25 2004 12:33AM
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skipimp_
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i busted my thermometer once trying to get out of school, mercury went all over the counter...it was a bitch to clean up..
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Oct 25 2004 12:33AM
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Spam_Man_1500
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I thought it like, magically goes through your skin then clogs up your blood vessels. Or that may be McDonalds food...
Oct 25 2004 12:34AM
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skipimp_
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yeah, def mcdicks
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Oct 25 2004 12:37AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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little defective babies are born everyday with mercury in tehir blood from mercury in food from water from clouds from factories and power plants and such.
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Oct 25 2004 5:32AM
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Mercury's electron configuration is Xe6s^24f^145d^10.


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Oct 25 2004 6:50AM
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Apple
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how is that murcury? murcurys symbol isnt Xe... thats xenon.. isnt murcury like Hg? and i dont think that you have your electron shells right either...

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Oct 25 2004 8:46AM
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Apple
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also, you can play with murcury and handle it quite safely if your wearing gloves or somthing like that. Its only a problem when it comes in direct contact with the skin. And yes, the vapours would be troubelsom as well... but with out murcury vapor, we wouldnt have such memorable characters as the 'Mad hatter' and we probaly would have some of the cool hats that we do today.

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Oct 25 2004 9:07AM
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Melvs
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Apple, that is the shortened ground state electron config. In that, you that the previous noble gas (Xe in this case) and then add on the rest of the electrons.
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Oct 25 2004 9:10AM
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skierdudeguy
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my thoughts exactly. i was just about to chime in with that.


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Oct 25 2004 9:46AM
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SimonFiller
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he said electron config for mercury...he is right

Xe 4f14 5d10 6s2
Oct 25 2004 9:53AM
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Ericpbp
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Thats cool but kinda weird.

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Oct 25 2004 10:06AM
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Bangor
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yeah, vapors are toxic, yes it's toxic if you ingest it, and yes it can be absorbed through the skin. and yes, that is why they discontinued mercury thermometers...... because if it breaks in your mouth you're screwed.
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Oct 25 2004 10:17AM
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Enthuzed
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i drink mercury with my breakfast
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Oct 25 2004 10:27AM
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asac
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i wonder how fast that guy died.





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Oct 25 2004 10:35AM
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Shopey1080
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notice how the man has his right hand helping to hold him out on the post next to him
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Oct 25 2004 2:37PM
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twix_182
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my dad said he used to play wit hmercury all the time, and guess what, he's not dead. people in the world to day are just pussies, don't eat mercury


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Oct 25 2004 2:41PM
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nothanks
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hes dead
skiing is fun
Oct 25 2004 2:43PM
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Apple
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oh yah, my bad. I completly forgot that you use the noble gas. Why didnt i pay more atention to grade 12 science? probaly because i was playing hacky sack in the hall/washroom and wishing i was skiing. good times.
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Oct 25 2004 2:50PM
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theBOSS.
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Its not THAT toxic, you can touch it and play with it, very small amlunts can be absorbed through the skin but not enough to do any hard unless its for a prolonged period of time.

Mercury would be so amazing to play in and swim and stuff, it sucks that its so toxic
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Oct 25 2004 2:54PM
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SimonFiller
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it would be cool to put on a latex suit and go play in a huge pool of mercury
Oct 25 2004 3:12PM
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twix_182
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then the latex breaks and u get covered


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Oct 25 2004 3:14PM
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xnoresponse
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its not horrible but if its excessivly taken in its really toxic
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Oct 25 2004 3:23PM
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SimonFiller
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if you had a latex suit i bet you could have sex with a pool of mercury. just warm it up a little and start humping it.
Oct 25 2004 7:08PM
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skiierman
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^ Yeah then I would laugh when your dick gets cancer from all the toxins.



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Oct 25 2004 7:26PM
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rhcp
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^thats where the body condom comes in
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Oct 25 2004 7:33PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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It's not that toxic, but if you just 'play' with little amounts part go throught the skin, into your body, and stay there your whole life. I think you probably die if you're thrown into a pool of mercury or drink a gallon though.

And I was pretty sure mercury is an element, Hg, so there's no Xenon in it, unless I'm wrong.
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Oct 25 2004 7:38PM
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----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 25 2004 7:48PM
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hucker22
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ya i heard some guy did that laying on top it, but then he dies like a week later
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Oct 25 2004 7:50PM
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scofield
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we should ski on mercury, that would phatasticular




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Oct 25 2004 7:51PM
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Mmmmmm
Mercury is getting in fish.....

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Oct 25 2004 7:51PM
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KootenayGuy
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That duder looks like hes having a ball
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Oct 25 2004 10:17PM
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the_friesz
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Who has a coffee mug full of mercury? The most I've ever seen in one place was when I broke a thermometer... Then it truned into little balls and rolled everywhere, it was crazy.


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Oct 25 2004 10:27PM
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skierdudeguy
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surely you missed the picture that was a pool full of mercury. surely.


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Oct 26 2004 10:54PM
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jibtastic
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thats nuts. an eight ball floating in a cup of mercury..thats some dense shit!



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Oct 26 2004 11:28PM
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clrumivier4life
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that was the 3 ball


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Oct 27 2004 5:21AM
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Mattman
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haha I thought it was the planet as well, still crazy

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.
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Oct 27 2004 9:11AM
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Ski-hobo
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pure mercury vapors arn't toxic, mercury oxide or some other mercury compounds ARE toxic.





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Oct 27 2004 10:37AM
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SimonFiller
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man i'd love to have sex with some mercury.
Oct 27 2004 7:00PM
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