Not as fast as the original in Alien. That guy was a cyborg though so I guess this kid is doin pretty good.
RIP CJT 3/20/74-06/27/01 Never hold back your feelings, you may never talk to that person again.
RIP MPT 6/2/79-5/22/08 I always ski with you by my side.
I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again. ~William Penn
Stand on your baggage rather than carry it, you won't be burdened and you'll be a bigger man
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
"everytime it snows my dick takes a beating"
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
I wish I could give you more karmaz for posting amazing videos all days
"fraps gives my computer viruses" - 306.
"The best way to get rid of a boner is to think of something extremely gay" - SourSteezle
"my balls have a little green on them." - harpoon
"I'm so gay" - whoa-dere