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Who can catch me up on the past 3 years of skiing?

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Snowcase
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I've been out of the loop since 2009. Who can fill me in?
Oct 25 2012 12:43AM
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RubberSoul
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threads
Oct 25 2012 12:47AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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tom wallisch. tall t's. line. 4bi9. tanner hall broke his ankles.
Oct 25 2012 12:48AM
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FUUUCK
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it's now super cool to wear a baseball hat (snap back) with a balaclava and sunglasses. no matter how retarded it makes you look, or how far from functional it is.
Oct 25 2012 12:49AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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snapback in dumping powder=very far from functional but NS exceptable
Oct 25 2012 12:50AM
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FUUUCK
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wtf is this shit???
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Oct 25 2012 12:50AM
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corona
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triples
Olympics
future spins

make what you will of it.

also on a serious note, many tragic deaths since 2009.
Oct 25 2012 1:04AM
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Inline.
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Threads.
Oct 25 2012 1:09AM
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gaper-raper
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need new ski boots? fullt tilt. that is all
Oct 25 2012 1:16AM
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powderdrunkie
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mostly that
Oct 25 2012 1:16AM
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JWoods
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Skiing is now SAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL and aerials
Oct 25 2012 1:17AM
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Bread.
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tripples
doubles in evrything
most of NS wants to lick B & E cocks
bobby brown thinks every jump sesh is the best of his life
stept movies got very very good
toy soldier productions are amazing
tom wallish dominated comps this session
everyone loves TC
Tanner is back, won NZ open
people hate first drop because of "last friday"
torin yater wallice is very good at pipe & future spins
torin did a 1800
hendrik did a nose butter dub
trannys have become everything in urban

Oct 25 2012 1:20AM
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mowglii
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splice productions drops the sickest edits
Oct 25 2012 1:21AM
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Downtofilm
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Oct 25 2012 1:25AM
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AndrewGravesSV
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Skinny pants on the rise
full tilts everywhere
hood crew coming up
salomon is dying
Oct 25 2012 1:29AM
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finnafuckyobitch
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Oct 25 2012 1:32AM
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Holte
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Jon Olsson is still racing.
Tanner is still talking in caps.
Heath is still around.
Mattman is not.
Everyone has a handful of double flips in their bag.
A good number of skiers have a triple.
Mute grabs are out.
Tail grabs are in.
Goggles are gigantic.
Look up tranny finding.
Oct 25 2012 1:34AM
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JWoods
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Don't
Oct 25 2012 1:36AM
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SeanB
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haha solid
Oct 25 2012 1:43AM
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Vincenzo
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Try Googling the term"Afterbang". It's non sexual I swear.
Oct 25 2012 4:14AM
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dylansiggers
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Oct 25 2012 4:28AM
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SeanB
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Also I forgot to mention, this is a little known fact but you know how Jon Ollson used to have (and presumably still does have) sweet ass cars? Today's superstars have rocket cars. They try to keep it on the down low though cause rocket fuel ain't cheap and more and more people are all "environmental."

Oct 25 2012 5:10AM
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Bread.
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i....i feel so honored
Oct 25 2012 5:12AM
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MiniMeDanny
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bath salts 9also known9 as sunshine
Oct 25 2012 5:34AM
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idskithat
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dale talkington is absolutly ridiculous now, steve stepp is now black steve
Oct 25 2012 6:36AM
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Hughes
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splice.
Oct 25 2012 7:32AM
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TheButterHashira
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Skiing has made huge steps in equality issues as well because there is in fact a black man on skis.
Oct 25 2012 10:16AM
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ButteredToast.
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Wait woah what.

I'm starting to gravitate back to NS after a 7 month - 1 year absence.

ALL OF THIS HAPPENED? Gawd damn. Vidyas?
Oct 25 2012 10:37AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH troutttt
Oct 25 2012 10:58AM
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SteezyVandy
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chairlift from alta to chads gap
Oct 25 2012 11:58AM
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snakerton
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sean petit, bobby brown is still the best park skier, thall is coming back to comps this year, there is no more line elizabeth, hellbents are still the same, gus kenworthy did a dub off a box, a few triple corks have been done, gopro, for some reason safari hats are cool, tall tees are going away, park rats started wearing outerwear. that's basically all
Oct 25 2012 12:13PM
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GrabsForFun
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Oct 25 2012 12:51PM
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Snowcase
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This was well before 3 years ago buddy...
Oct 25 2012 1:03PM
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ButteredToast.
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Finally.

Tall-ish outerwear looks fine I think but those longass tees never really looked good... always flappin in the wind n shit
Oct 25 2012 1:04PM
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casual
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3 years, not 6.

stale fishies, lobsters, butter future spins, tight pants, shuffles, taps, tripleees, surf swaps, closeouts, trannies, winches, redirects, grabs on rails/one footers, not being mocked and laughed at, sloooooooowmo
Oct 25 2012 1:22PM
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ButteredToast.
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stale fishies
wat?

lobsters
wat?

trannies
wat?

redirects
wat?

I've been out of the loop too...


'splain?
Oct 25 2012 1:26PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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this happened! and now it seems like everybody and their grandma's are trying to be like them...
Oct 25 2012 1:29PM
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GrabsForFun
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Stalefish at 2:00

BE//mellow from Mike McLeod on Vimeo.


Oct 25 2012 3:05PM
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ButteredToast.
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ewwwwwie
Oct 25 2012 3:36PM
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DERS.
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no one gives a shit about this guy anymore...

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Oct 25 2012 3:45PM
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blindside
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Oct 25 2012 3:56PM
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-emile-
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this and ski patrol blew up chad's gap
Oct 25 2012 4:10PM
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Spinoza
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Yeah lol. Wearing them for the sake of wearing them?
Oct 25 2012 4:23PM
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snakerton
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who is better then?
Oct 25 2012 4:29PM
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STAUSS
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how about WAMMY TALLNUTS FOR ONE!
Oct 25 2012 4:33PM
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Cebra
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Tweaked safetys everywhere

Stept movies are getting better and better

Candide came back with a sick ass movie which is premiering (not sure if that's a word) right now

Tanner came back, got dropped by Red Bull, won NZ Open next day or so

Everybody wants to be like Henrik and Phil

Salomon is dying

Coreupt is bankrupt

Shredsauce

It's cool to hate everybody who does future spins except Tom Wallisch

Nosebutter Dub

Triples

Dub of a box

Screamin Semen on the way back

One foots on rails

Grabs on rails

Lots of butters

Also the death of not few

Oct 25 2012 4:45PM
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-emile-
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oh and tanner showed his penis to the internet
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Oct 25 2012 5:14PM
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BChaps1209
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future spins get you $$$$

gus kenworthy



edollo and bdog



tight pants
sunglasses


jiberish still dope (camo and KHAKI)

no more bright colors and super tall stuff

The Eighty Six by stept
sunny by level 1

Traveling Circus


oh and splice




Oct 25 2012 5:15PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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i like these hats... i've had one for like 7 years #getatme
Oct 25 2012 5:15PM
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casual
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stalefish = right hand reaching past blunt to outside edge (sort of tindy position) of left ski, or vice versa.

lobster = one of the names given for the "method" grab or tweaked safety that's really popular and alternatively, the name of the dub Henrik's doing (lobster flip) where it looks like a flat 3-5 into a weird belly down, head down towards the landing sort of bioish flattish mind fuck.

trannies = a near 90 degree meeting of a wall or other surface meeting the ground where someone basically angles skis and body to ride the wall surface to the ground and shifts weight and ski position to "absorb" the transition to the ground. Sometimes there's a built up little pile of snow that makes the angle a bit less harsh. It's also anytime someone finds a way to transfer downward momentum to the horizontal, such as in hitting a jump and landing on the side of the landing, or hitting a rail and instead of landing to flat, landing on a sloping surface. Basically, you know it when you see it, and if you watch any movies with urban from this year, you saw it.

redirects = a wallride where instead of hitting it parallel, or with a takeoff that launches parallel to the wall or surface, the takeoff sends you directly into the wall (stept and B&E also like big ass redwoods) and you rideaway back towards the direction you took off from. So, instead of basically doing a "sideways wall grind" like wallrides of yesteryear, it's like slamming into a wall and absorbing the impact with lower body and ski bases and traveling back the way you came from.
Oct 25 2012 5:18PM
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numberone111
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Oct 25 2012 5:41PM
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