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Gimped! What's your injury list? Sports related.

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Steezy_me123
Posts: 164 - Karma: 48
Everyone's messed themselves up somehow doing something, how have y'all newschoolers managed to mangle your corpses?

3 Concussions
Broken Wrist
Broken Nose
Bent Collarbone
Piece of my knee-cap broke off
Broken Hand
Broken toe
Cracked ribs

I've been fortunate enough to avoid anything that kept me down too long!
My recoveries have been pretty smooth, how about everyone else?
Oct 22 2012 11:57AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
I broke my leg reposting last year and broke both my wrists from not using the search-bar
Oct 22 2012 12:00PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Broken thumb, broke both radii, broke broke ulnas, tore the meniscus in my knee.
Oct 22 2012 12:00PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
5-7 Concussions? I don't remember them all...
Broken ankle
Pinched nerve, moved a ligament, dislocated shoulder
Broken arm
Stitches/staples in various spots on my head
Stitches in my foot and toe
Bruised ribs

I think that's all of them?
Oct 22 2012 12:03PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
shattered knee cap\
fractured heel > at same time
broken ankle /

seperated shoulder
broken finger
broken wrist
+7 surgeries fixing me up

arthritis should be fun
Oct 22 2012 12:06PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
7-10 concussions
6 broken collar bones
many dislocated shoulders
broken wrist
broken elbow
broken eye socket
broken nose many times
broken tib/knee cap/femur
broken toes
broken hip + nerve damage
broken neck c6/c7
fractured skull/subdural hematoma (not sports related)
broken every finger
Oct 22 2012 12:08PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
very curious as to how this happened/is possible
Oct 22 2012 12:16PM
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Steezy_me123
Posts: 164 - Karma: 48
Agreed! ^
Oct 22 2012 12:18PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
8 or 9 concussions
Broken right wrist x2
Broken left wrist
Broken right ring finger x3
Broken right big toe x2
Broke 3 bones in right foot
Dislocated right knee x2

I guess i re-injure the same body parts a lot haha
Oct 22 2012 12:20PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Oh I forgot broken nose. When I read the thing about broken eye socket I remembered it. I took a baseball to the face, luckily I'm Jewish so my nose shielded my eye socket...
Oct 22 2012 12:28PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
3 Broken ribs
torn rotater cuff
dislocated shoulder 2 times
Broken Pelvis
foot reconsstruction
wrist reconstruction
2 slipped vertibrees
broken middle finger top joint
lots of toes
3 concussions
and I broke my nose once
Oct 22 2012 12:30PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
3 concussions
1 broken wrist
1 broken arm
1 broken collar bone
pulled patella tendon
torn patella tendon (year after i pulled it)
broken every finger
split my chin open
Oct 22 2012 12:32PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
just the memorable injuries

8 broken toes (!)
3 concussions
2 bad ankle sprains
2 hyper-extended knees
1 broken wrist that i never had set correctly so my hand only goes one way now
Oct 22 2012 12:35PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Broken thumb, broken growth plate (wrist)
Oct 22 2012 12:35PM
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schmelliot
Posts: 74 - Karma: 25
Do party injuries count?
Oct 22 2012 12:52PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
My ankles, broke
Oct 22 2012 12:53PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
Wtf. Am I the only one that feels like everyone above me gets injured wayyyyy too much?
Oct 22 2012 1:21PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Finger cut 95% off, lost about half the skin on my right thigh after a biking accident, broken jaw, small breaks in both hands
Oct 22 2012 1:22PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Pussy. You just don't play hard then.
Oct 22 2012 1:37PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
Damn it, you're right. BRB while I go give myself 10 concussions to break the record for this thread.
Oct 22 2012 1:54PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Now thats probably not a good idea. And you'll need to get like 12 cause you will probably forget 2.
Oct 22 2012 1:57PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
broken finger
torn acl

lol
Oct 22 2012 2:26PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
broken collar bone
torn mcl
broken wrist?

to many muscle tears to count

Oct 22 2012 2:28PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
concussion
broken wrist
partial tear on left meniscus
fully torn ACL/PCL right knee
Oct 22 2012 2:32PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I have never had anything professionally diagnosed sports related, but I think I've had a couple of concussions skiing, but I can't really be sure. Also, bruised my tailbone a few times and have had reoccurring back pains after I ski sometimes. Surprisingly not that much considering I throw myself off shit like a rag doll when I ski.
Oct 22 2012 2:33PM
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bmaze91
Posts: 711 - Karma: 517
Broken femur on a DH at trestle last year
Oct 22 2012 2:35PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Broke both thumbs skiing, one last year, the other two years ago

Broke my ankle (tibia) playing baseball in late April of this year
Oct 22 2012 2:48PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
multiple concussions (don't go to the doctors for them so dont know how many)
broken clavicle from biking
broke both bones in forearm from hockey (wrist dropped when I took off my glove, it was cool)
broke thumb in car door and the door locked (before hockey praccy so it counts)
Sprained both wrists playing winter bball at a friends at the same time
sprained ankle many times
broke small bone in foot
seperated my shoulder at the clavicle sternum joint at COC this summer

Oct 22 2012 2:56PM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
The only bone i may have broken was one of my ribs from falling on a rail
Oct 22 2012 2:58PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
broken wrist playing lacrosse...got completely shitted on in a one on one drill haha
Oct 22 2012 3:04PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
separated shoulder- skiing
torn MCL- skiing
broken skull- longboarding

multiple concussions. you could probably guess by my username how they all came to be.
Oct 22 2012 3:09PM
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jimmydar
Posts: 852 - Karma: 1,629
Concussion, two broken tailbones, and broken wrist
Oct 22 2012 3:10PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I wonder why................
Oct 22 2012 3:13PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Sounds like you all need to drink some more milk. You're probably seriously limiting your skill level by being injured so severely so many times. I've definitely broken a few fingers/toes, gotten a couple minor concussions, and i just recently broke my wrist, but you guys are fucked up.

Curious though, what is the most typical injury from powder/backcountry tomahawks. Powderdrunkie mentioned he's gotten several concussions from powder, but that seems unrealistic.
Oct 22 2012 3:18PM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
holy fuck...

you've killed yourself
Oct 22 2012 3:27PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
no I didn't mean powder.
Oct 22 2012 3:27PM
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gurneykid
Posts: 181 - Karma: 6
concussion x2 lost tooth/messed up 4 of them broken right writstx2 broken finger broken toe tore acl tore meniscus diveted out knee socket scratched my elbow once
Oct 22 2012 3:29PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
broken ribs... thats it.

if youre having multiple concussions its time to change something. they'll mess you up
Oct 22 2012 3:32PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
Broken humerus x2
Finger x3
Big toe
Other toes x3
Fractured skull
Hyperextended neck
Crushed ligament between tibia and fibula on right leg
Ruptured all bursa's in left knee
Patella-femoral syndrome in both knees (bone rubs away cartilage in knee)

woooo
Oct 22 2012 3:35PM
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errrka
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oh and multiple concussions, with the fractured skull having a severe concussion
Oct 22 2012 3:36PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
Broke my arm riding my bike when I was 7
At least 1 concussion from skiing
Last week I had a small rock surgically removed from my leg. I'm fairly certain that's from mountain biking
Oct 22 2012 3:37PM
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Steezy_me123
Posts: 164 - Karma: 48
They sure do, partying is for the hours you can't spend skiing xD
That's how I broke my wrist.
Oct 22 2012 4:17PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
Broke my foot
Oct 22 2012 4:26PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
I get hurt all the time
Broken ankle from a bad bike spill
2 Broken wrists one from indoor soccer the other i cant remember
2 broken fingers one from water polo and one from tramping. The one from tramping my finger was bent at like a 90 degree fucking angle but i got it set and it alright.
Broke the shit out of my left foot water skiing. It was broken in like 5 places by far the worst out of all of them.
Oct 22 2012 4:26PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Broken thumb broken ankle x 2 torn mcl acl and meniscus, broken humorous, 2 concussions, and a broken sacrum (lower back)
Oct 22 2012 4:40PM
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nCrow
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Broken thumb from baseball
Oct 22 2012 4:44PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
whenever i fall biking I always hurt my bike and not me. I've bent my handlebars, broken my derailleur, fucked up my brakes, and i never get hurt. yug
Oct 22 2012 4:47PM
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
Jesus, sounds like some of you guys need to drink some milk or something. I've taken some hard spills biking, skiing, and doing other shit but god damn.

For me:

Maybe a concussion or 2. Fell riding bike once and landed directly on my head and broke the helmet. Took me a minute to gather my bearings but I was alright. Another time I got creamed in football and had no idea where I was. That was fun.

Pinched a nerve in my back playing football. Never been right since.

Manage to just about cut off a finger tuning the disk brakes on my bike. That wasn't fun.

Broke a finger playing football. (smashes in between 2 helmets)

Sprained ankle playing basketball.

Fell snowboarding when I was a kid at my house and had something stab me in the hand. Doctor had to pull parts of my glove out of my hand. Was pretty nasty.

Other than that a bunch of stitches, a lot of bruises, and lots of road rash.
Oct 22 2012 4:49PM
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
Permanently messed up my right achilles tendon, 1 concussion, bruised a bone in my heel or something, cracked my knee cap once, got a rock in my other one, snapped my right wrist completely so the bones come out of the skin, torn a ligament under my shoulder blade, overall nothing too severe that has managed to physically disable me.

But for all of you getting 5+ concussions should consider taking things down a notch or quitting. Unless you are an absolute hard core skier that cares about nothing else in life, get your priorities straight, or enjoy more injuries. You can get brain damage, leading to being mentally retarded. You may get head pains constantly, or other things I am not bothered to know about until I break that 5 limit.
Oct 22 2012 5:01PM
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Sdot.
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 4,430
The amount of injuries one has had doesn't necessarily relate to calcium intake... I've had way way wayyy too many injuries, but mine were mainly due to 3B Syndrome (Balls Bigger than Brain) and previous injuries that weren't healed properly.
Oct 22 2012 5:03PM
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Darth.Maul
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1 concussion
2 broken wrists
2 broken ribs
1 broken thumb
1/2 way torn MCL and Meniscus

AND the best for last

My butt cut that resulted in 350 stitches. Had to get 5 muscles sewn back together and a couple tendons sewn back together. Crutches for 9 weeks, physical therapy 3 times a week for 5 months after that to learn how to walk again.

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Oct 22 2012 5:04PM
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