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Mitt Romeny's Speech Last Night was Hilarous

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BravoWhiskey5280
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Oct 19 2012 8:47PM
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Ski_Alot
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not really...
Oct 19 2012 8:47PM
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Mr.Sloth
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hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 19 2012 8:48PM
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1337
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I thought this was pretty clever

Oct 19 2012 8:49PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Best line: brought to you by the letter "o" and the number 16 trillion
Oct 19 2012 8:52PM
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.frenchy
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Well somebody likes Obama.... Personally I thought it was pretty funny.
Oct 19 2012 8:53PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I thought it was nice to see some lightheartedness from both sides. Obama was funny, mitt was funnier. My opinion.
Oct 19 2012 8:54PM
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Mr.Sloth
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You don't say.
Oct 19 2012 8:54PM
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1337
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And someone likes Romney

omg end of the world
Oct 19 2012 8:55PM
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ForeverYung
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I'm not a fan of Romney but I laughed pretty hard at this. Good speech
Oct 19 2012 8:59PM
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ForeverYung
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Haha very nice
Oct 19 2012 9:03PM
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.frenchy
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Uh, okay? Lol. How does my post even show that I like Romney over Obama? All I pointed out was that he likes Obama because it's quite obvious.
Oct 19 2012 9:04PM
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1337
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was a joke, seesh! Just mocking the fact that doesn't really matter

pretty sure you are a conservative though, right?
Oct 19 2012 9:05PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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ehhh he didn't have the easy going comedic rhetoric Romney had. Romney went at as if it were more of a roast if anything... Plus Obama has no right be dissing Romney on switching positions because correst me if Im wrong, but he hasn't exactly stuck to his word on his 2008 campaign....cough...cough.... I'll erase the deficit.
Oct 19 2012 9:07PM
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.frenchy
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Alright alright.

And yes I am, nice guess ;)
Oct 19 2012 9:07PM
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bnewbs6
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Didn't think I'd actually watch that. It was hilarious.
Oct 19 2012 9:07PM
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volvotom
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I found the jokes from both sides good.


Oct 19 2012 9:08PM
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Leeyum
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uh oh looks like your dad hacked your Newschoolers account again...
Oct 19 2012 9:13PM
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1337
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nope, just rockhead, the thickest skulled ns'er since woozy
Oct 19 2012 9:13PM
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1337
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rockshead*
Oct 19 2012 9:14PM
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Mr.Sloth
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At least woozy was semi-intellegent
Oct 19 2012 9:34PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Wait, aren't you canadian?
Oct 19 2012 9:43PM
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1337
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if by canadian, you mean connecticutian, then yes, he is!
Oct 19 2012 9:46PM
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.frenchy
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Nah, not 100% My parents and all family, sister, all 4 grandparents, aunt, uncle, etc. All were born or still living in Quebec. I was raised in QC, and french was my first language.

Ok 1337. k
Oct 19 2012 9:52PM
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1337
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seduce me in french, frenchy!
Oct 19 2012 9:53PM
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[hamnuts]
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This or the Pope John Paul II comment
Oct 19 2012 9:55PM
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.frenchy
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TABERNAC! POUTINE! LES HABITENTS DES MONTREAL! CALISS!
Oct 19 2012 9:59PM
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1337
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dripping
Oct 19 2012 10:01PM
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.frenchy
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Cover me in gravy bby, drip some of that beautiful Quebecois cheez on me and cover me in fries, then eat it off my bodi jamy! XD monkey face!!
Oct 19 2012 10:06PM
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accualyisdolan
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Romney killed it in that speech. He's got a real sense of humor
Oct 20 2012 12:26AM
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snowfinder
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You mean his team of writers do and he can read what they wrote? And wtf chicken neck he was blinking and twitching like crazy.
Oct 20 2012 12:38AM
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Bill.Nye
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It was funny enough, but the delivery was pretty bad, and seeing as someone else wrote it for him and all he did was the delivery, I give him an F.

The Cuomo joke was pretty funny, they both had that one though. I literally LOL'd when Obama said "I wish I could use my middle name..."

Bottom line: Neither of these men are comedians, if we voted based on that I'd elect Stewart/Colbert.

Actually, I'd vote for them if I had the chance anyway.
Oct 20 2012 12:48AM
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J.D.
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Funny material, weak delivery, but politically not a great speech. Difference, Romney spent the whole speech sniping at the President while the President was self-deprecating and making jokes about how his first debate performance sucked, and only took a couple of halfhearted "he's rich and foreigners don't like him" potshots. President comes off looking like a decent enough guy, Romney comes off looking bitter.
Oct 20 2012 1:24AM
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.AR6rider.
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...aaaannnddd everything now makes so much more sense. No wonder you're such a fucking pussy bitch.
Oct 20 2012 1:37AM
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andrew.ski
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guys its obviously not ok to be a romney supporter here.. just stop it.

even though everyone here is most likely claimed as a dependent, and the person really submitting that tax return is gonna vote for romney, we still don't support that as NS'ers.

can't even laugh about it. nope not funny.


Oct 20 2012 3:59AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Oct 20 2012 4:48AM
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.frenchy
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Could you for once stop being a fucking douche? Honestly man, it's quite annoying that you have to hate on every single post on here that you think it would be "cool" to hate on.
Oct 20 2012 9:45AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Just saw this kid post this on Facebook,

"all u Romney fans u need to wake the fuck up this man is trying to put a bunch of money in the oil fuck up and take away from the green organization.... that is a step in the exact wrong way.... Romney try and explain to ur grand children that their world is ruined.... but it was good for the economy and job growth...fuck u dude"

Nice........
Oct 20 2012 11:02AM
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.frenchy
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inb4 inner city kid.
Oct 20 2012 11:04AM
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Stose
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Romney just came off as a light hearted guy, and Obama came off as a robot
Oct 20 2012 11:54AM
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yuck
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i cant believe i watched 2 and a half minutes of that

Oct 20 2012 1:21PM
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loomis
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exactly
Oct 20 2012 2:23PM
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alex=
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Find me ANYONE who can erase a deficit like that and I'll suck my own dick.
Oct 20 2012 2:39PM
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Oct 20 2012 2:43PM
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NotGhood
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"...see if the president's wine turns into water..."

did he call Obama the Antichrist...
Oct 20 2012 2:46PM
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Anathema
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obamacare covers pre-existing conditions. hahahaaa, i liked that video.
Oct 20 2012 2:50PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Revealing Politics went to the Ohio University campus to an Obama event on October 17th to find out what the President's supporters thought about the September 11 Benghazi attacks. Turns out they didn't think much, as most of the event attendees we interviewed had never even heard of it.


Oct 20 2012 3:33PM
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Davy.Crockett
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woozy could cite sources and put together an argument. also he was educated. i'd say the thickest skulled nser since laxbro40, if thats possible
Oct 20 2012 3:47PM
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Leeyum
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Be honest could could you even point out Libya on a map before the embassy attack last month? I don't understand why people are making such a big deal out of this. Is what happened to the consolate and the 3 other guys tragic? Of couse. But at the end of the day its only four dead people. I will gladly take those results over the 3000 Americans that died ON American soil under the previous administration's watch. I find it so damn ironic how angry conservatives claim to be independent " bootstrap-pulling types" but blame everything inconvenient on the president.
Oct 27 2012 2:37AM
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salomon097
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the president and his highest staff officials watch the firefight from a live feed via drones and saw the whole thing. These soldiers fought off the enemy for over 7 hours before finally being overtaken and this administration could not even send in an air strike, which was requested by tyrone woods? thats honestly sickening that they could just watch it and do nothing like it was some sort of chess game.
Oct 27 2012 3:17AM
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