Play a game of cookie.
Choose a piece of food, e.g. a Chips Deluxe, that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to fervently jerk off all over it. Last one to get their jizz on the cookie has to eat it.
I'll bet they play the cookie game in the Oval Office and that Rumsfield is on a losing streak.